Not forgetting little Maddy

[Darwins Selection]

I do that a lot. 

Banging?

[Bar Wench]

Falling over. 

I bruise like a peach.

[Snoopy]

Steady Girl ~ I have a bad heart remember?

[Darwins Selection]

Then really what was the point of mentioning it. 

Perhaps to keep alive the longest thread to date? At least the highest number of pages is marginally more interesting than 'quote-a-thons'.

What Ghostie said... 

Well, for REAL excitement, we could always combine the two?? 

Combine three and have the "Bereks Haway and lose yer little girl at the weekend" quote-a-thon?

[TG]

While we are a million miles off topic, Mrs TG opened the curtains yesterday morning and they fell down, track and all.

It turned out to be my fault because I should have opened them.

Now then, what were we discussing..? 

[Berek]

While we are a million miles off topic, Mrs TG opened the curtains yesterday morning and they fell down, track and all.

It turned out to be my fault because I should have opened them.

Now then, what were we discussing..? 

will she be adding " repair curtain rail " to your 2008 "to do" list ?

[Snoopy]

While we are a million miles off topic, Mrs TG opened the curtains yesterday morning and they fell down, track and all.

It turned out to be my fault because I should have opened them.

Now then, what were we discussing..? 

You're male, you're breathing, you're in the same house ...... Of course it's your fault, what did you expect.

[TG]

While we are a million miles off topic, Mrs TG opened the curtains yesterday morning and they fell down, track and all.

It turned out to be my fault because I should have opened them.

Now then, what were we discussing..? 

will she be adding " repair curtain rail " to your 2008 "to do" list ?

Probably just after 'install new double glazing'

[TG]

While we are a million miles off topic, Mrs TG opened the curtains yesterday morning and they fell down, track and all.

It turned out to be my fault because I should have opened them.

Now then, what were we discussing..? 

You're male, you're breathing, you're in the same house ...... Of course it's your fault, what did you expect.

I know what you mean but I wasnt even in the house! 

[Snoopy]

Any one of the three I mentioned would have been enough.

[Bar Wench]

While we are a million miles off topic, Mrs TG opened the curtains yesterday morning and they fell down, track and all.

It turned out to be my fault because I should have opened them.

Now then, what were we discussing..? 

You're male, you're breathing, you're in the same house ...... Of course it's your fault, what did you expect.

I know what you mean but I wasnt even in the house! 

Why didn't you open them before you left then? 

[Snoopy]

See wot I mean!

[TG]

While we are a million miles off topic, Mrs TG opened the curtains yesterday morning and they fell down, track and all.

It turned out to be my fault because I should have opened them.

Now then, what were we discussing..? 

You're male, you're breathing, you're in the same house ...... Of course it's your fault, what did you expect.

I know what you mean but I wasnt even in the house! 

Why didn't you open them before you left then? 

Cos' it was dark. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Cos' it was dark. 

Of course it was your fault - you should have got blinds instead

[TG]

Cos' it was dark. 

Of course it was your fault - you should have got blinds instead

Bugger this. I'm going back on topic. Any new developments?

Oh yes. Some award winning novelist bint is talking bollocks....erm...

Hang about, If i'd got blinds and they collapsed when she opened them (which is likely) it would still have been my fault even if i had been on the moon at the time, so what difference would blinds make to the blame game? Eh? Eh?