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Offline Miss Demeanour

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What is your party trick ?
« on: May 12, 2011, 08:05:13 PM »
Did you see this boy in the news today ?.....he is allegedly magnetic  rubschin:

Six-year-old Ivan Stoilikovic from Koprivnica in Croatia. His family claim that when he takes off his shirt, metallic objects such as spoons, mobile phones and even frying pans stick to his body. In total, his family says, he can carry up to 25kg of metal stuck to his torso..



So if you had a 'talent' what would it be ????
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2011, 08:07:21 PM »
I attract cowshit  evil:
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2011, 08:10:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2011, 08:07:21 PM
I attract cowshit  evil:

That deserves a pat on the back  whistle:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2011, 08:10:11 PM »
And convert it into bullshit :-)
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2011, 08:14:47 PM »
I can go without a piss for 8 hours
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2011, 08:20:22 PM »
It's going to be a long party then  rubschin:
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2011, 08:23:44 PM »
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2011, 04:10:32 AM »
And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...

(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2011, 05:15:41 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 13, 2011, 04:10:32 AM
And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...

(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)

Eewwww!  sick2:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2011, 05:29:44 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 13, 2011, 04:10:32 AM
And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...

(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)
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So you can suck Johnny but spit it out  rubschin:
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2011, 05:35:57 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 13, 2011, 04:10:32 AM
And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...

(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)

If you're wearing it at the time that's one hell of a trick
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2011, 08:18:11 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 13, 2011, 05:35:57 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 13, 2011, 04:10:32 AM
And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...

(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)

If you're wearing it at the time that's one hell of a trick
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2011, 08:20:58 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 13, 2011, 04:10:32 AM
And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...

(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)

How exactly did you discover that you could do this?  rubschin:
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2011, 09:23:58 AM »
I can bore people to death.
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Re: What is your party trick ?
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2011, 09:24:37 AM »
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