It's been a while since

[Snoopy]

We last debated "Chat-up Lines"

So come on chaps ~ what is/was your most successful?

And for the chapesses ~ what would work for you?


And I expect a better standard than "Get yer coat girl .... You've pulled!"

[apc2010]

As a man in a relationship I would not know ...........

[Miss Demeanour]

As a wumman not in a relationship I would not know 

[Pirate]

I was in a crowded pub once. A pretty girl with fabulous eyes and nice belly button came in, obviously looking for someone. She was stretching and craning her neck around the crowd trying to locate someone...I said 'Here I am...'

It worked...

[Just One More]

"I'm the one your mother warned you about" ... never fails to raise a smile

[apc2010]

Yeah I woz lying ............

Which explains why I am not married .........( yet ..Miss D .... )

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh ...is it planned though ...

[Snoopy]

I once tried the "Do you sleep on your stomach?" line on a girl.
She said "No" so I came back with "In that case may I?"

She got quite huffy about it but every time I saw her afterwards she giggled and a month later I did.

[apc2010]

I once tried the "Do you sleep on your stomach?" line on a girl.
She said "No" so I came back with "In that case may I?"

She got quite huffy about it but every time I saw her afterwards she giggled and a month later I did.

You slept on your stomach ..........

[Snoopy]

I once tried the "Do you sleep on your stomach?" line on a girl.
She said "No" so I came back with "In that case may I?"

She got quite huffy about it but every time I saw her afterwards she giggled and a month later I did.

You slept on your stomach ..........

No! Hers you dolt!!

[Pirate]

I was in a queue to get in a club once. Saw a pretty girl in the queue and said 'Fancy a dance later when we get in' she said 'No chance'

I said 'Oh...I suppose a fuck's completely out the question then'  

Made everyone laugh...

[Miss Demeanour]

So has a wumman ever chatted you up and how did that go ???

Not looking for hints or anyfink - I would never have the nerve even if I thought someone was drop dead gorgeous 

[apc2010]

So has a wumman ever chatted you up and how did that go ???

Not looking for hints or anyfink - I would never have the nerve even if I thought someone was drop dead gorgeous 

Thank you ..... BM been talking........

[Pirate]

So has a wumman ever chatted you up and how did that go ???

Not looking for hints or anyfink - I would never have the nerve even if I thought someone was drop dead gorgeous 

Thank you ..... BM been talking........

In his sleep...

[Miss Demeanour]

 

Oh noes ...BM can't remember a thing from your meet ....I have tried to prise the details ...like who was there