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Other drivers
« on: May 18, 2011, 01:00:49 PM »
Firstly, I would like to thank the two gerls in the Ford Ka who hogged the middle lane of the M40 for about 25 miles whilst chatting to each other (face to face) and doing 50mph. I shall see you both in hell.

Thanks also to the mong in the Aston Martin Vantage (F1 8OND  Wankah:) who was so busy on his phone he could not decide which lane to be in  cussing:

And of course, the steering wheel clutcher in the inevitable Nissan MIcra in the middle lane of the M1 (doing 45 mph) who seemed to be deaf, blind and imbecilic.
 cussing:


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Re: Other drivers
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2011, 01:39:26 PM »
All the usual suspects in fact.


The worst time to do that journey is on a Friday when the motorway system is clogged with car loads of our Asian friends heading to spend Saturday at worship in Birmingham and Manchester.

All driving Nissans of a rust colour and overloaded with saris.
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Re: Other drivers
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2011, 02:09:00 PM »
All Nissan Micra drivers should be eviscerated. All of them.
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Re: Other drivers
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 02:20:00 PM »
 rubschin:  Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?
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Re: Other drivers
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 02:29:37 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 18, 2011, 02:20:00 PM
rubschin:  Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?

No, we sold it!  whistle:
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Re: Other drivers
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 02:34:27 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2011, 02:09:00 PM
All Nissan Micra drivers should be eviscerated. All of them.

I agree, they are all bastards  cussing:  I think Mr Wench has one  redface:
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Re: Other drivers
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2011, 02:38:25 PM »
He does!  lol:
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Re: Other drivers
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2011, 02:52:29 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2011, 02:09:00 PM
All Nissan Micra drivers should be eviscerated. All of them.

Quote from: Barman on May 18, 2011, 02:29:37 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 18, 2011, 02:20:00 PM
rubschin:  Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?

No, we sold it!  whistle:


Phew! That was close!  lol:
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Re: Other drivers
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2011, 02:56:02 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 18, 2011, 02:29:37 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 18, 2011, 02:20:00 PM
rubschin:  Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?

No, we sold it!  whistle:

Upgraded to a silver one  whistle:
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Re: Other drivers
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2011, 02:59:30 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 18, 2011, 02:56:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 18, 2011, 02:29:37 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 18, 2011, 02:20:00 PM
rubschin:  Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?

No, we sold it!  whistle:

Upgraded to a silver one  whistle:


Miss D meet Mr Naughty Step
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Re: Other drivers
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2011, 03:07:22 PM »
Shan't 

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Re: Other drivers
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2011, 03:09:55 PM »
I shall be there tomorrow  eyes:
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Re: Other drivers
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2011, 03:25:16 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 18, 2011, 03:07:22 PM
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Oh Gawd ~ She'll be burning her underwear next!
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Re: Other drivers
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2011, 03:31:18 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 18, 2011, 02:56:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 18, 2011, 02:29:37 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 18, 2011, 02:20:00 PM
rubschin:  Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?

No, we sold it!  whistle:

Upgraded to a silver one  whistle:

No I bloody didn't!  cussing:
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Re: Other drivers
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2011, 03:33:13 PM »
Calm down dear ~ it's only Miss D.  whistle:
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