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Female psychology: help required
« on: May 20, 2011, 11:55:13 AM »
An envelope arrives from Mrs Nick.

It contains the Order of Service for our wedding.

Any offers?
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Re: Female psychology: help required
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2011, 11:57:00 AM »
BM has a shotgun.
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Re: Female psychology: help required
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2011, 11:57:26 AM »
I'd suggest you send, by return, a canvas jacket with extra long arms and lots of leather straps.  whacky115
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Re: Female psychology: help required
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2011, 11:58:58 AM »
Is it your anniversary soon ???
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Re: Female psychology: help required
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2011, 12:01:42 PM »
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Re: Female psychology: help required
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2011, 12:03:37 PM »
I just took the question to SWWLTBO ~ she asked the same question as Miss D.

In her opinion it is "Weird" but she is sure there is a message there somewhere tho' she has no idea what it may be.
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Re: Female psychology: help required
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2011, 12:04:24 PM »
Shrugs:

She might have sprinkles some of that poison powder in it like...  scared2:
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Re: Female psychology: help required
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2011, 12:07:49 PM »
Nah! I reckon that, to her thinking, it is a reminder to you of vows taken. It may even be her way of saying "It's over" like.

Whatever ~ she obviously expects you to understand what she means ..... which given your track record of understanding her ..... is a pretty long shot.
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Re: Female psychology: help required
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2011, 12:09:01 PM »
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Re: Female psychology: help required
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2011, 12:09:32 PM »
She is reminding him that he swore in front of GOD that he would be with her for ever and ever and ever like  ::)
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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2011, 12:10:22 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 20, 2011, 12:09:32 PM
She is reminding him that he swore in front of GOD that he would be with her for ever and ever and ever like  ::)

That's wot I said like.  Banghead
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Re: Female psychology: help required
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2011, 12:11:13 PM »
No  - you said she thinks it's over ...I said she thinks it will never be over  whistle:
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« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2011, 12:12:02 PM »
[serious] And she promised to look after me in sickness and in health but was nowhere to be seen when I had a nervous breakdown [serious]
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Re: Female psychology: help required
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2011, 12:12:52 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 20, 2011, 12:11:13 PM
No  - you said she thinks it's over ...I said she thinks it will never be over  whistle:

Well she is a Catholic
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Re: Female psychology: help required
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2011, 12:13:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 20, 2011, 12:11:13 PM
No  - you said she thinks it's over ...I said she thinks it will never be over  whistle:

Read wot I said again like. razz:

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Nah! I reckon that, to her thinking, it is a reminder to you of vows taken.
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