The all new end of the world thread

[Uncle Mort]

Well I am most disappointed

that you're not dead? 

[Nick]

If I were dead I wouldn't know about it, would I?

[Barman]

Well I am most disappointed

that you're not dead? 

That I didn't get to witness the conflagration.... 

[Uncle Mort]

If I were dead I wouldn't know about it, would I?

 

[Uncle Mort]

While out for a walk I was passed by a tractor and the driver was shouting "The end of the world is nigh!"

Just for a moment it got to me but then I realised it was just Farmer Geddon.

[Baldy]

While out for a walk I was passed by a tractor and the driver was shouting "The end of the world is nigh!"

Just for a moment it got to me but then I realised it was just Farmer Geddon.

 

[Nick]

[Darwins Selection]

I appear to have been reincarnated as me.

Rather disappointing really. 

[Uncle Mort]

'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails

Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired transportation agency worker in New York, said he had spent more than $140,000 (£86,000) of his savings on advertisements in the run-up to 21 May to publicise the prediction.

 

[Darwins Selection]

'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails

Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired transportation agency worker in New York, said he had spent more than $140,000 (£86,000) of his savings on advertisements in the run-up to 21 May to publicise the prediction.

 

Perhaps there is a God after all.

[Snoopy]

'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails

Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired transportation agency worker in New York, said he had spent more than $140,000 (£86,000) of his savings on advertisements in the run-up to 21 May to publicise the prediction.

 

Perhaps there is a God after all.

If not there is always Darwinism 

[Uncle Mort]

[Barman]

While out for a walk I was passed by a tractor and the driver was shouting "The end of the world is nigh!"

Just for a moment it got to me but then I realised it was just Farmer Geddon.

 

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails

Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired transportation agency worker in New York, said he had spent more than $140,000 (£86,000) of his savings on advertisements in the run-up to 21 May to publicise the prediction.

 

Perhaps there is a God after all.

    Oh dear this is going to have to go to another place, far far away where floaty people live.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/05/22/end-of-the-world-predictions-to-end-in-2015/

After careful study of centuries of failed prophecies, a group of scientists has concluded that the final false prediction of the apocalypse will be made on August 12th, 2015.  The London-based scientists claim that all the evidence points to that particular date as the day when an Age of Reason will finally dawn.  “By that time even the most stupid, red-necked Texan Bible Basher will have realised that the end of the world is simply not going to happen,” claimed Professor George Edwards....