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Offline Barman

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Re: Guess The Outcome
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2011, 10:12:10 AM »
Quote from: tel on May 23, 2011, 09:57:41 AM
PetanI am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…

Girly games afoot methinks.

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Re: Guess The Outcome
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2011, 10:13:13 AM »
V popular with the French - nuff said!

They've built a poxy petanque pit at the quay at Rye - sign says "not for dogs"  ::)
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Re: Guess The Outcome
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2011, 10:15:40 AM »
Quote from: tel on May 23, 2011, 10:13:13 AM
V popular with the French - nuff said!

They've built a poxy petanque pit at the quay at Rye - sign says "not for dogs"  ::)

I can understand that sign being put up. Many continental parks have areas similar to Petanque courts that are specifically toilet places for dogs. We need more of such in this country!
The magazine's main correspondence each month concerns dog shite not being picked up!
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Re: Guess The Outcome
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2011, 10:18:46 AM »
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Re: Guess The Outcome
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2011, 10:25:05 AM »
Indeed!  evil:

It has now reached the point where in the latest issue (£1.50 to non residents) I have put in an "Editor's Plea" for no more dog shite moans!

People even send me photos of it. I know what shit fecking looks like.
Send me a picture of the dog and owner and I'll publish it!  cussing:
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Re: Guess The Outcome
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2011, 10:27:09 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 23, 2011, 10:25:05 AM
Indeed!  evil:

It has now reached the point where in the latest issue (£1.50 to non residents) I have put in an "Editor's Plea" for no more dog shite moans!

People even send me photos of it. I know what shit fecking looks like.
Send me a picture of the dog and owner and I'll publish it!  cussing:

It's you isn't it...?  noooo:
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Re: Guess The Outcome
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2011, 10:28:12 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2011, 10:27:09 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 23, 2011, 10:25:05 AM
Indeed!  evil:

It has now reached the point where in the latest issue (£1.50 to non residents) I have put in an "Editor's Plea" for no more dog shite moans!

People even send me photos of it. I know what shit fecking looks like.
Send me a picture of the dog and owner and I'll publish it!  cussing:

It's you isn't it...?  noooo:

No!  evil:
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Re: Guess The Outcome
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2011, 10:33:08 AM »
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Re: Guess The Outcome
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2011, 11:54:08 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2011, 09:29:05 AM
I've just picked up an Amazon delivery from the post office.

It is either: -

a) A Network attached storage server that will replace my file server and music server.
b) A Pétanque set.

Either way the box has been crushed to a fraction of its original size...

So I either have a Pétanque set with a crushed case or a worthless pile of electronic components...

Wot thinketh you? Shrugs:

The fact that you wish to play Petanque is extremely worrying.  I trust that if you do play you won't use the ultra girlie manner that the French adopt to toss their balls about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlQZkDL3nu4&feature=related
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Re: Guess The Outcome
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2011, 11:58:46 AM »
Prolly will do, he is a gayer. Just look at the tab on the back of his jeans.  whistle:
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Re: Guess The Outcome
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2011, 12:01:32 PM »
Can't quite make it out from here.  ::)
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Re: Guess The Outcome
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2011, 12:03:14 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 23, 2011, 11:54:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2011, 09:29:05 AM
I've just picked up an Amazon delivery from the post office.

It is either: -

a) A Network attached storage server that will replace my file server and music server.
b) A Pétanque set.

Either way the box has been crushed to a fraction of its original size...

So I either have a Pétanque set with a crushed case or a worthless pile of electronic components...

Wot thinketh you? Shrugs:

The fact that you wish to play Petanque is extremely worrying.  I trust that if you do play you won't use the ultra girlie manner that the French adopt to toss their balls about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlQZkDL3nu4&feature=related

No, I shall be bowling overarm like in cricket like...  lol:

I just thought that with twenty-seven tonnes of new gravel....
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Re: Guess The Outcome
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2011, 12:05:53 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 23, 2011, 12:01:32 PM
Can't quite make it out from here.  ::)

Wait until he comes around your place.....you will not be publishing any pictures of your own shite for a while either.  eveilgrin:
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Re: Guess The Outcome
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2011, 12:07:53 PM »
This is more my game THB...... yes it is my local bowling green.
Only "flat" part of the village.



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Re: Guess The Outcome
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2011, 06:17:57 PM »
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