Author Topic: All eventualities covered  (Read 741 times)

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Just One More

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 26767
  • Reputation: 0
All eventualities covered
« on: May 24, 2011, 05:25:44 AM »
"Right, the president must be protected at all costs"
Car body work made of thick steel - check
Bomb proof flooring - check
Bullet proof glass - check
Fire proofed throughout - check
Gas proof - check
Hi-tech telecommunications - check

"Right, lets get out of the embassy and hit the streets of Dublin, nothing will stop us"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ5uJqSdF40
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

Offline Uncle Mort

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 21671
  • Reputation: 2
Re: All eventualities covered
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2011, 05:35:54 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: All eventualities covered
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2011, 05:46:03 AM »
Mark my words ~ somebody will be for the high jump over that.  lol: lol: lol:


They really do take themselves seriously do the Yanks and yet HM was over there last week with no problems.
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153413
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: All eventualities covered
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2011, 06:10:17 AM »
Just saw it on the news this morning.... how I larfed! happy001
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: All eventualities covered
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2011, 06:12:17 AM »
One clearance they forgot to get  lol:
Skubber

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153413
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: All eventualities covered
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2011, 06:12:54 AM »
One clearance they forgot to get  lol:

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: All eventualities covered
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2011, 06:21:39 AM »
Gives a whole new dimension to the expression
"Get yo big fat black arse outta dat car wummun"
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: All eventualities covered
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2011, 06:23:55 AM »

 rubschin:

Not one of my common expressions  ;D
Skubber

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: All eventualities covered
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2011, 06:28:27 AM »


I never said it was common ... I think I heard it in a film once but damned if I can remember which one ... prolly one of those Will Smith or similar black actors said it. (Frankly they are all alike to me)

Anywhooo nobody would say that to you cos .................... Yo arse ain't black.

 scared:
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: All eventualities covered
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2011, 06:31:54 AM »


I never said it was common ... I think I heard it in a film once but damned if I can remember which one ... prolly one of those Will Smith or similar black actors said it. (Frankly they are all alike to me)

Anywhooo nobody would say that to you cos .................... Yo arse ain't black.

 scared:

No but yours might be shortly  Spank2:
Skubber

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: All eventualities covered
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2011, 06:32:49 AM »


I never said it was common ... I think I heard it in a film once but damned if I can remember which one ... prolly one of those Will Smith or similar black actors said it. (Frankly they are all alike to me)

Anywhooo nobody would say that to you cos .................... Yo arse ain't black.

 scared:

No but yours might be shortly  Spank2:

You sure know how to please a man  ;)
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: All eventualities covered
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2011, 06:34:49 AM »
It's under ..." Additional Information" on my CV  ;)
Skubber