Ought to have posted this yesterday but was too knackered.
Big presentation by us, the new OUTSOURCED Marketing department to all college managers (46 0f them
). Prepared, scripted and rehearsed. 30 minutes with 15 minutes Q&A.
Boss man arrives to introduce us. OUr brief is to explain what we will do, how we will do it better than the old in-house Marketing department and how we will save the college squillions of ££££££££££££s.
Fair enuff.
He starts: "I want to introduce you to Mr Nick and also X. Y and Z. They are trailblazing our new outsourcing plan and will tell us how they will do the job better and cheaper. When this works out to be successful we will move on to other areas."
We were about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit after that, but had to press on with the script telling them how wonderful we are
Not a good start