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Offline Barman

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Crimewatch
« on: May 25, 2011, 06:19:12 PM »
Watched it tonight (looking for Baldy)...

Haven't seen it since I left the UK 8½ years ago...

I notice in that time it has changed to goldfish styleee... the first five minutes (and then every few minutes thereafter) dedicated to showing snippets of the exciting crimes and criminals to come later in the show...  noooo:

I know my short-term memory is shot to pieces but fer fucks sake even I can remember wot they have planned for the rest of the sixty minute show without reminding me every five minutes!  ::) Especially as you are quite likely to remember anything that you might be vaguely interested in (and would prolly have switched off if you weren't)...

So it is particularly galling to have the last two minutes of the show rushed out with "we haven't got much time left so just a quick update..."

Fuck right off!  cussing:

If you hadn't pissed away the rest of the show with five-minute reminders there would have been plenty of time left you utter, utter wankers!

I will never, repeat never watch the show again and will not be renewing my licence fee!  redface:
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Re: Crimewatch
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2011, 06:22:56 PM »
You are "Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells" and I claim my £5
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Re: Crimewatch
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2011, 06:25:08 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 06:22:56 PM
You are "Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells" and I claim my £5

I know!  ;D

Wasted sixty minutes of my life and didn't even see Baldy...  noooo:

I did call them up an pin a few things on him mind....  whistle:
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Re: Crimewatch
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2011, 06:34:46 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 25, 2011, 06:25:08 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 06:22:56 PM
You are "Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells" and I claim my £5

I know!  ;D

Wasted sixty minutes of my life and didn't even see Baldy...  noooo:

I did call them up an pin a few things on him mind....  whistle:

 Finger:
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Re: Crimewatch
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2011, 06:35:58 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on May 25, 2011, 06:34:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 25, 2011, 06:25:08 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 06:22:56 PM
You are "Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells" and I claim my £5

I know!  ;D

Wasted sixty minutes of my life and didn't even see Baldy...  noooo:

I did call them up an pin a few things on him mind....  whistle:

 Finger:

I trust you suggested a few to be taken into consideration too  razz:
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Re: Crimewatch
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2011, 06:38:07 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 06:35:58 PM
Quote from: Baldy on May 25, 2011, 06:34:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 25, 2011, 06:25:08 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 06:22:56 PM
You are "Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells" and I claim my £5

I know!  ;D

Wasted sixty minutes of my life and didn't even see Baldy...  noooo:

I did call them up an pin a few things on him mind....  whistle:

 Finger:

I trust you suggested a few to be taken into consideration too  razz:

To be fair, there were no gayer slayings this week...  noooo:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Crimewatch
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2011, 07:59:30 PM »
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Re: Crimewatch
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2011, 12:20:10 AM »
On crime -watch ..when they make that reconstruction to prompt you ............do you then suddenly go ..........

oh yes those 2 blokes with a shotgun .......that had completely slipped my mind ......... noooo:
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Re: Crimewatch
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2011, 06:17:40 AM »
I also watched it this week. (First time in years) It seems closer to "entertainment" than any sort of factual, public information programme. To me the reconstructions just pander to the prurient interest of the average viewer.
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Re: Crimewatch
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2011, 06:19:59 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 26, 2011, 12:20:10 AM
On crime -watch ..when they make that reconstruction to prompt you ............do you then suddenly go ..........

oh yes those 2 blokes with a shotgun .......that had completely slipped my mind ......... noooo:

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Re: Crimewatch
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2011, 09:51:07 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 26, 2011, 06:17:40 AM
I also watched it this week. (First time in years) It seems closer to "entertainment" than any sort of factual, public information programme. To me the reconstructions just pander to the prurient interest of the average viewer.
Wot he said
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Re: Crimewatch
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2011, 12:32:07 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 26, 2011, 09:51:07 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 26, 2011, 06:17:40 AM
I also watched it this week. (First time in years) It seems closer to "entertainment" than any sort of factual, public information programme. To me the reconstructions just pander to the prurient interest of the average viewer.
Wot he said

Until last year had not watched any UK tv .........now I have access to it ........cannot be arsed to watch hardly any of it ...............when did people become so stupid ???????????........

Reality shows and crap ......... cussing:

Much prefer to stream programmes I want to watch and no adverts..... cloud9:
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Re: Crimewatch
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2011, 12:36:44 PM »
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Re: Crimewatch
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2011, 01:50:08 PM »
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Re: Crimewatch
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2011, 02:13:58 PM »
"Made In Chelsea" 372,000 viewers on E4.
 
"The Only Way is Essex" had a million viewers by the end of the second series.

"Geordie Shore"' debuted to 330,000 viewers

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