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In hiding
« on: May 25, 2011, 06:39:26 PM »
My dishwasher has been fucked for weeks. The man comes tomorrow. I have done some basic maintenance.

It werks

Tomorrow I shall mainly be hiding  redface: redface:
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Re: In hiding
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2011, 06:40:49 PM »
You mean you cleaned it?  eeek:
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Re: In hiding
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2011, 06:41:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 25, 2011, 06:39:26 PM
My dishwasher has been fucked for weeks. The man comes tomorrow. I have done some basic maintenance.

It werks

Tomorrow I shall mainly be hiding  redface: redface:

It'll be busted the moment he leaves... get a professional to look at it like... I'm available at a very reasonable rate per hour or part thereof....  whistle:
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Re: In hiding
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2011, 06:45:36 PM »
Cousin from Manchester came to visit when we first moved up here. She had never had a dishwasher and when she saw me loading ours she asked if they were any good.
I answered "Yes, with five of us it saves no end of time ........ mind you they need to be loaded properly or you can smash a lot of crockery on the spin cycle"

Daft b*gger believed me!  whacky115
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Re: In hiding
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2011, 06:46:52 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 06:45:36 PM
Cousin from Manchester came to visit when we first moved up here. She had never had a dishwasher and when she saw me loading ours she asked if they were any good.
I answered "Yes, with five of us it saves no end of time ........ mind you they need to be loaded properly or you can smash a lot of crockery on the spin cycle"

Daft b*gger believed me!  whacky115

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Re: In hiding
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2011, 06:55:07 PM »
She is a year older than me. I have been taking the p*ss out of her since we were nippers and she always falls for it.
You'd think she'd have learned after 60+ years. noooo:
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Re: In hiding
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2011, 07:05:28 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 06:55:07 PM
She is a year older than me. I have been taking the p*ss out of her since we were nippers and she always falls for it.
You'd think she'd have learned after 60+ years. noooo:

You'd think she would have slapped you a few times as well.   whistle:
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Re: In hiding
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2011, 06:10:55 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 25, 2011, 07:05:28 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 06:55:07 PM
She is a year older than me. I have been taking the p*ss out of her since we were nippers and she always falls for it.
You'd think she'd have learned after 60+ years. noooo:

You'd think she would have slapped you a few times as well.   whistle:


Oh she does ~ frequently...... But I can't resist the urge.
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Re: In hiding
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2011, 08:45:10 AM »
The dishwasher man is lost. I am going to lie low.
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Re: In hiding
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2011, 09:00:28 AM »
How do you know he is lost ...I thought you weren't going to answer his calls ???
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Re: In hiding
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2011, 09:00:51 AM »
If the call out is under the warranty let him have a look anyway ~ tell him it started working after you called him out but makes funny noises from time to time.

If it really is working OK and you are paying for the visit then  scared:
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Re: In hiding
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2011, 09:07:34 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 26, 2011, 09:00:51 AM
If the call out is under the warranty let him have a look anyway ~ tell him it started working after you called him out but makes funny noises from time to time.

If it really is working OK and you are paying for the visit then  scared:

He'll soon work out that Nick filled it with Daz and charge him anyway...  noooo:
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Re: In hiding
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2011, 09:08:41 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 26, 2011, 09:07:34 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 26, 2011, 09:00:51 AM
If the call out is under the warranty let him have a look anyway ~ tell him it started working after you called him out but makes funny noises from time to time.

If it really is working OK and you are paying for the visit then  scared:

He'll soon work out that Nick filled it with Daz and charge him anyway...  noooo:

I'd forgotten that  doh:
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Re: In hiding
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2011, 09:11:50 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 26, 2011, 09:00:28 AM
How do you know he is lost ...I thought you weren't going to answer his calls ???

I ignored his call and he left a message  redface:
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Re: In hiding
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2011, 09:16:38 AM »
Tell him your phone was fecked too...in fact you are an international internet phenomena ...he can just look you up for supporting evidence of your catastrophes   ;D
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