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Offline Miss Demeanour

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How likely is it ..........
« on: May 25, 2011, 09:49:20 PM »
That I would have lemon jelly in the house  ( not the musicians  lol: )

The Brat has just stormed into the room ..."I have food tech tomorrow morning and YOU have no lemon jelly . I need this. "

"Why didn't you tell me earlier and I could have bought some on the way home from work " says I

" Oh gosh why do ya have to be like that " she says  Shrugs: " I have checked on line and Sainsbury's doesn't close until 11 can you go and get some "

 eeek:

" It also opens at 7 so you can go there before you go to school " I helpfully suggest  whistle:

Her bedroom door has just been slammed really, really hard  lol:







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Re: How likely is it ..........
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2011, 09:53:02 PM »
Shame on you.

What sort of mother would fail to keep a full set of all jelly flavours in the house.  noooo:
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Re: How likely is it ..........
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2011, 09:55:17 PM »
I know lemon jelly  ::)...not one of the more common  noooo: ...I didn't even ask what she was making  rubschin:... apart from lemon jelly of course  lol:
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Re: How likely is it ..........
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2011, 09:57:21 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2011, 09:53:02 PM
Shame on you.

What sort of mother would fail to keep a full set of all jelly flavours in the house.  noooo:

Yeah...bet you got Voddy and mini-magnums... ;)
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Re: How likely is it ..........
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2011, 09:58:46 PM »
Vodka jellies  cloud9:
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Re: How likely is it ..........
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2011, 09:59:26 PM »
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Re: How likely is it ..........
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2011, 10:02:35 PM »
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Re: How likely is it ..........
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2011, 06:08:23 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 09:49:20 PM
That I would have lemon jelly in the house  ( not the musicians  lol: )

The Brat has just stormed into the room ..."I have food tech tomorrow morning and YOU have no lemon jelly . I need this. "

"Why didn't you tell me earlier and I could have bought some on the way home from work " says I

" Oh gosh why do ya have to be like that " she says  Shrugs: " I have checked on line and Sainsbury's doesn't close until 11 can you go and get some "

 eeek:

" It also opens at 7 so you can go there before you go to school " I helpfully suggest  whistle:

Her bedroom door has just been slammed really, really hard  lol:

We have that Tee Shirt ..... care to borrow it?
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Re: How likely is it ..........
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2011, 08:37:30 AM »
I too have that tee shirt so you now have a choice of sizes Miss D. razz:B
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: How likely is it ..........
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2011, 08:38:22 AM »
 lol:

I'll have the girly smelling one please  not the one smelling of girls  whistle:
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Re: How likely is it ..........
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2011, 08:41:36 AM »
Do you want my original?
Bit dated now but still has the holes where the knives went in.  confused:
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Re: How likely is it ..........
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2011, 11:44:39 AM »
The Brat came home from Air Cadets last night ...all uniformed and beret'd up  eeek:

OMG - she looked soooooooooooooooooo different  eeek:

She then proceeded to try and 'teach' me stuff  scared2:

Weird  surrender:

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Re: How likely is it ..........
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2011, 11:46:09 AM »
Teach you stuff? Like marching, like  rubschin:
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Re: How likely is it ..........
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2011, 11:48:14 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 27, 2011, 11:46:09 AM
Teach you stuff? Like marching, like  rubschin:

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Re: How likely is it ..........
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2011, 11:49:22 AM »
She'd need a steam catapult for that  noooo:
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