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[Miss Demeanour]

I know we talk about it often  but how the f**k is Cheryl Cole getting the sack headline news.

So the little princess was encumbered by a Geordie accent that the Americans couldn't understand , or she had a fight with Paula Abdul or she was just rubbish ...so what . She is hardly destitute 

[Baldy]

I can understand her accent, she can come around here if she likes. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Apparently she likes a rogue 

[Baldy]

Apparently she likes a rogue 

I should be just what she is looking for....could you pass my number on to her, I'm a bit busy like. 

[Miss Demeanour]

I'll be your agent 

Or parole officer 

[Baldy]

Or parole officer 

She is not underage is she?

[Just One More]

I was outside her house on Tuesday (I know, stalker alert). If she needs comforting, I pass by there often like

[Miss Demeanour]

Do you actually run one of those celebrity homes tours ? 

[apc2010]

Now Cheryl Cole has been sacked from x-factor US

I wonder if she plans to come back and do giggs here ?............

[Nick]

I met her once in a hotel in Glasgow. NOw I have a stalker 

[apc2010]

I met her once in a hotel in Glasgow. NOw I have a stalker 

Miss Cole or Miss D..........

[Miss Demeanour]

Probably both of us ...Miss Cold 

[apc2010]

Probably both of us ...Miss Cold 

So Miss c and old ...........

[Nick]

 

[apc2010]

Wot .................