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The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« on: June 05, 2011, 08:53:00 PM »
So svelte. So slim. SO witty. So pretty. And she is out among them turks  noooo:

Poor men  noooo:
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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2011, 09:38:37 AM »
So svelte. So slim. SO witty. So pretty. And she is out among them turks  noooo:

Poor men  noooo:


They will be delighted.  redface:
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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2011, 10:19:27 AM »
So svelte. So slim. SO witty. So pretty. And she is out among them turks  noooo:

Poor men  noooo:


They will be delighted.  redface:

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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2011, 01:57:35 PM »
It is awfully quiet without her chatter and gossip  noooo:
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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2011, 01:58:30 PM »
Peaceful innit  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2011, 02:00:58 PM »
without?


Yes, she is often the centre of attraction, especially to the more "buccaneering" types among us.  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2011, 03:24:06 PM »
Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt  ;D

Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends  8)

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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2011, 03:31:34 PM »
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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2011, 03:40:59 PM »
Great idea!

Remember to bow as you hand it to her. "Yer bag M'Lady" lol:
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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2011, 03:48:34 PM »
Great idea!

Remember to bow as you hand it to her. "Yer bag M'Lady" lol:

Waaaaaaaay ahead of you there  ;D  I might also present packets of Diocalm and Alka Seltzer, just in case like  8)  Would a "Clearblue" be going too far?  whistle:

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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2011, 03:49:39 PM »
Great idea!

Remember to bow as you hand it to her. "Yer bag M'Lady" lol:

Waaaaaaaay ahead of you there  ;D  I might also present packets of Diocalm and Alka Seltzer, just in case like  8)  Would a "Clearblue" be going too far?  whistle:

Too far for sure.
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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2011, 06:13:20 PM »
An alert to the paparrazzi could be entertaining  whistle:
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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2011, 06:54:07 PM »
Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt  ;D

Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends  8)

Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it  lol:
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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2011, 07:00:48 PM »
Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt  ;D

Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends  8)

Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it  lol:

He's only tiny... he could fit through the flappy thing with no problem...  noooo:
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