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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2011, 07:06:08 PM »
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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2011, 07:09:53 PM »
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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2011, 07:25:45 PM »
Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt  ;D

Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends  8)

Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it  lol:

He's only tiny... he could fit through the flappy thing with no problem...  noooo:

That's no way to talk about Miss D. Just cos she's not here doesn't mean she won't read it
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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2011, 07:26:36 PM »
Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt  ;D

Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends  8)

Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it  lol:

He's only tiny... he could fit through the flappy thing with no problem...  noooo:

That's no way to talk about Miss D. Just cos she's not here doesn't mean she won't read it


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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2011, 07:27:25 PM »
Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt  ;D

Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends  8)

Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it  lol:

He's only tiny... he could fit through the flappy thing with no problem...  noooo:

That's no way to talk about Miss D. Just cos she's not here doesn't mean she won't read it

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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2011, 05:29:07 AM »
Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt  ;D

Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends  8)

Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it  lol:

He's only tiny... he could fit through the flappy thing with no problem...  noooo:

That's no way to talk about Miss D. Just cos she's not here doesn't mean she won't read it

My immediate thought on reading it!  8)
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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2011, 07:38:02 AM »
Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt  ;D

Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends  8)

Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it  lol:

Cuddly toy?


Anyway, sounds like a great wheeze.

The alternative would be: "Is this you bag madam? Would you come with me please..."
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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2011, 03:33:27 PM »
Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt  ;D

Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends  8)

Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it  lol:

Cuddly toy?


Anyway, sounds like a great wheeze.

The alternative would be: "Is this you bag madam? Would you come with me please..."


That's crossed my mind too  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2011, 03:48:32 PM »
Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt  ;D

Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends  8)

Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it  lol:

Cuddly toy?


Anyway, sounds like a great wheeze.

The alternative would be: "Is this you bag madam? Would you come with me please..."


That's crossed my mind too  eveilgrin:

You'd look very official in your safety boots, high viz jacket and stretched up to your full 4 feet 2 inches...  ::)
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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2011, 03:54:53 PM »
Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt  ;D

Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends  8)

Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it  lol:

Cuddly toy?


Anyway, sounds like a great wheeze.

The alternative would be: "Is this you bag madam? Would you come with me please..."


That's crossed my mind too  eveilgrin:

You'd look very official in your safety boots, high viz jacket and stretched up to your full 4 feet 2 inches...  ::)

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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2011, 04:05:49 PM »
Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt  ;D

Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends  8)

Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it  lol:

Cuddly toy?


Anyway, sounds like a great wheeze.

The alternative would be: "Is this you bag madam? Would you come with me please..."


That's crossed my mind too  eveilgrin:

You'd look very official in your safety boots, high viz jacket and stretched up to your full 4 feet 2 inches...  ::)

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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2011, 10:50:50 AM »
Since she has been away, the post count must have dropped by 40%

Why could that be?
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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2011, 12:30:17 PM »
Since she has been away, the post count must have dropped by 40%

Why could that be?

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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2011, 03:40:22 PM »
Since she has been away, the post count must have dropped by 40%

Why could that be?

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Re: The all new "I miss MIss D" thread
« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2011, 04:47:00 PM »
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