Things that brighten the day -
Going in for a 12hr boring as hell shift to find out that the bloke who DEFINITELY couldn't do Sunday night suddenly could, but forget to tell others he was turning up
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. "Ooh, I can go home if you want" he said
"No you fecking won't", I said
So here I am sat at home eating corned beef and Branston pickle sarnies before they go off like
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