Things that brighten the day -
Going in for a 12hr boring as hell shift to find out that the bloke who DEFINITELY couldn't do Sunday night suddenly could, but forget to tell others he was turning up
. "Ooh, I can go home if you want" he said
"No you fecking won't", I said
So here I am sat at home eating corned beef and Branston pickle sarnies before they go off like