Things that brighten the day

[Just One More]

 

[Just One More]

The first load of salt arrived this morning. 28 tonnes delivered, 29,972 tonnes to come, it literally looks like a pinch of salt in there by itself. The poor little loading shovel will be knackered

[Darwins Selection]

The first load of salt arrived this morning. 28 tonnes delivered, 29,972 tonnes to come, it literally looks like a pinch of salt in there by itself. The poor little loading shovel will be knackered

There will be no space for the chips or vinegar.

[apc2010]

The first load of salt arrived this morning. 28 tonnes delivered, 29,972 tonnes to come, it literally looks like a pinch of salt in there by itself. The poor little loading shovel will be knackered

There will be no space for the chips or vinegar.

He could use Luke's shoulder for one ......

[Baldy]

After lots of arguing on the landing outside my front door I received a ring on my doorbell. Upon opening the door I am met by my next door neighbour dressed only in a thong. 

Her boyfriend seemingly has pushed her out and will not let her back in. 

I now have a girl sitting on my sofa sobbing uncontrollably wearing some of my clothes. 

It all seems like good fun at the moment, it is not everyday that I am pleased to accept 'waifs and strays'..........I made an exception in her case. 

I have not mentioned that she can just climb over the back wall and get in through her patio door, I shall save that for when I am fed up with her. 

[Barman]

After lots of arguing on the landing outside my front door I received a ring on my doorbell. Upon opening the door I am met by my next door neighbour dressed only in a thong. 

Her boyfriend seemingly has pushed her out and will not let her back in. 

I now have a girl sitting on my sofa sobbing uncontrollably wearing some of my clothes. 

It all seems like good fun at the moment, it is not everyday that I am pleased to accept 'waifs and strays'..........I made an exception in her case. 

I have not mentioned that she can just climb over the back wall and get in through her patio door, I shall save that for when I am fed up with her. 

 

[apc2010]

After lots of arguing on the landing outside my front door I received a ring on my doorbell. Upon opening the door I am met by my next door neighbour dressed only in a thong. 

Her boyfriend seemingly has pushed her out and will not let her back in. 

I now have a girl sitting on my sofa sobbing uncontrollably wearing some of my clothes. 

It all seems like good fun at the moment, it is not everyday that I am pleased to accept 'waifs and strays'..........I made an exception in her case. 

I have not mentioned that she can just climb over the back wall and get in through her patio door, I shall save that for when I am fed up with her. 

Don't let her charge you.......I have a spare room.......

[Barman]

After lots of arguing on the landing outside my front door I received a ring on my doorbell. Upon opening the door I am met by my next door neighbour dressed only in a thong. 

Her boyfriend seemingly has pushed her out and will not let her back in. 

I now have a girl sitting on my sofa sobbing uncontrollably wearing some of my clothes. 

It all seems like good fun at the moment, it is not everyday that I am pleased to accept 'waifs and strays'..........I made an exception in her case. 

I have not mentioned that she can just climb over the back wall and get in through her patio door, I shall save that for when I am fed up with her. 

Don't let her charge you.......I have a spare room.......

I have three! 

[Baldy]

She spotted the boxes of 'goods' on the way to the toilet and has asked what is in them? 

I have decided not to show her, I do not think she is in the right state of mind and would probably run off screaming if she found out. 

At least she has stopped that crying shite. 

[boogs]

After lots of arguing on the landing outside my front door I received a ring on my doorbell. Upon opening the door I am met by my next door neighbour dressed only in a thong. 

Her boyfriend seemingly has pushed her out and will not let her back in. 

I now have a girl sitting on my sofa sobbing uncontrollably wearing some of my clothes. 

It all seems like good fun at the moment, it is not everyday that I am pleased to accept 'waifs and strays'..........I made an exception in her case. 

I have not mentioned that she can just climb over the back wall and get in through her patio door, I shall save that for when I am fed up with her. 

Have I got the wrong one.     Is it not her flat that he moved into 

[Baldy]

After lots of arguing on the landing outside my front door I received a ring on my doorbell. Upon opening the door I am met by my next door neighbour dressed only in a thong. 

Her boyfriend seemingly has pushed her out and will not let her back in. 

I now have a girl sitting on my sofa sobbing uncontrollably wearing some of my clothes. 

It all seems like good fun at the moment, it is not everyday that I am pleased to accept 'waifs and strays'..........I made an exception in her case. 

I have not mentioned that she can just climb over the back wall and get in through her patio door, I shall save that for when I am fed up with her. 

Have I got the wrong one.     Is it not her flat that he moved into 

Yep it is her flat.

She wants to phone her landlord using my phone. 

But she cannot remember his number...I have not told her that it is written on a sign upon the gate that allows roof access or that it is stored on my phone under 'Andreas landlord of whore's flat'. 

She is now drinking/slugging black vodka. 

[Nick]

 

[apc2010]

After lots of arguing on the landing outside my front door I received a ring on my doorbell. Upon opening the door I am met by my next door neighbour dressed only in a thong. 

Her boyfriend seemingly has pushed her out and will not let her back in. 

I now have a girl sitting on my sofa sobbing uncontrollably wearing some of my clothes. 

It all seems like good fun at the moment, it is not everyday that I am pleased to accept 'waifs and strays'..........I made an exception in her case. 

I have not mentioned that she can just climb over the back wall and get in through her patio door, I shall save that for when I am fed up with her. 

Have I got the wrong one.     Is it not her flat that he moved into 

Yep it is her flat.

She wants to phone her landlord using my phone. 

But she cannot remember his number...I have not told her that it is written on a sign upon the gate that allows roof access or that it is stored on my phone under 'Andreas landlord of whore's flat'. 

She is now drinking/slugging black vodka. 

Llucky I didn't sell all that viagra for you yesterday.......



And you never told me you had voddy.......

[Miss Demeanour]

It's hard to tell who your frioends are these days eh 

[Baldy]

So it would turn out she was somewhat pished when he threw her out, hence the glugging of the black voddy stuff.... got through about 1/4 of a litre in 35 minutes. 

I nearly turned down going fishing as it was looking to be quite amusing. 

I walked back into the lounge just as she was falling asleep, so I made some noise in order to wake her up. She asks if I have any blankets? I did the gentlemanly thing and helped her climb over the back wall so she could use her own ones.....hopefully I will get my clothes back in the next few days. 

I went fishing a caught feck all.