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Offline Snoopy

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I don't feel very well
« on: June 16, 2011, 12:25:34 PM »
SWWLTBO has just texted to say that the "Prom" dress for the THW's graduation has been bought ~ I suggested they should hire one as it is for one night only but they have bought one instead. 2 fvcking hundred fvcking quid!
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I FECKING KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THEM!!!!!!

 
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Re: I don't feel very well
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2011, 12:28:47 PM »
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Re: I don't feel very well
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2011, 12:30:20 PM »
That is nothing to my reaction!  cussing:


She'll never wear it again ..... she'll either have lost weight or put it on before she gets another opportunity ... which is why I said HIRE!
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Re: I don't feel very well
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2011, 12:30:33 PM »
Keep the receipt ........get it dry cleaned and return it..........
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Re: I don't feel very well
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2011, 12:33:02 PM »
Bread and water for us for the next month  censored:
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Re: I don't feel very well
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2011, 12:34:46 PM »
Oh! Another text hits my mobile "We are lunching in Pizza Hut. Get you and the boys a sandwich"  Angry9:
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Re: I don't feel very well
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2011, 01:11:23 PM »
Lucky Growler isn't here... it would be the rug all over again...  noooo:
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Re: I don't feel very well
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2011, 01:18:54 PM »
I thought that!  lol:


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Re: I don't feel very well
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2011, 02:06:07 PM »
£200 squid is not an uncommon price for such dresses , when you think you'd prolly spend  £50 -100  on a 'normal ' dress.

But I fear your day may not be over....she will have to have new shoes and accessories and you can't wear a new dress without new undies. It's all written in the roolz like  whistle:
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Re: I don't feel very well
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2011, 02:17:32 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 16, 2011, 02:06:07 PM
£200 squid is not an uncommon price for such dresses , when you think you'd prolly spend  £50 -100  on a 'normal ' dress.

But I fear your day may not be over....she will have to have new shoes and accessories and you can't wear a new dress without new undies. It's all written in the roolz like  whistle:

New shoes, undies etc were purchased in France not two weeks ago  razz:
The only accessory that she ever carries in her bloody iPhone!  evil:

Accessories are for "Old People" ~ haven't you been told that yet?
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Re: I don't feel very well
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2011, 02:19:08 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 16, 2011, 02:17:32 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 16, 2011, 02:06:07 PM
£200 squid is not an uncommon price for such dresses , when you think you'd prolly spend  £50 -100  on a 'normal ' dress.

But I fear your day may not be over....she will have to have new shoes and accessories and you can't wear a new dress without new undies. It's all written in the roolz like  whistle:

New shoes, undies etc were purchased in France not two weeks ago  razz:
The only accessory that she ever carries in her bloody iPhone!  evil:

Accessories are for "Old People" ~ haven't you been told that yet?

She carries undies and shoes IN her phone ....... eeek:
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Re: I don't feel very well
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2011, 02:21:08 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 16, 2011, 02:19:08 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 16, 2011, 02:17:32 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 16, 2011, 02:06:07 PM
£200 squid is not an uncommon price for such dresses , when you think you'd prolly spend  £50 -100  on a 'normal ' dress.

But I fear your day may not be over....she will have to have new shoes and accessories and you can't wear a new dress without new undies. It's all written in the roolz like  whistle:

New shoes, undies etc were purchased in France not two weeks ago  razz:
The only accessory that she ever carries in her bloody iPhone!  evil:

Accessories are for "Old People" ~ haven't you been told that yet?

She carries undies and shoes IN her phone ....... eeek:

IS her phone you dolt!

But I expect that she will come home carrying undies and shoes. ::)
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: I don't feel very well
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2011, 02:31:33 PM »
But you can't possibly buy new shoes before buying the dress. That is soooooooooooooooooo against the natural order of things . The only exception is if you are going to wear black !
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Re: I don't feel very well
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2011, 02:39:51 PM »
Prom  noooo:  ANother stupid American import  Banghead

They have already ruined halloween  cussing:
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Re: I don't feel very well
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2011, 02:47:50 PM »
Have you booked a limo yet.......... whistle:
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