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The Boy turns 13
« on: June 16, 2011, 08:26:58 PM »
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It seems he wants a SatNav  rubschin:
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Re: The Boy turns 13
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2011, 08:34:41 PM »
Is he one of the "Lost Boys"?

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Re: The Boy turns 13
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2011, 08:37:09 PM »
This year the Sat Nav ...next year the car  whistle:
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Re: The Boy turns 13
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2011, 10:48:16 AM »
Snoopy reckons he is planning a getaway scared2:
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Re: The Boy turns 13
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2011, 05:08:10 PM »
Well, he has shot up, filled out and his hands are nearly as big as mine. Clearly the hormones are kicking in  scared2:
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Re: The Boy turns 13
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2011, 06:49:47 PM »
How is he with microwaves...?  rubschin:
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Re: The Boy turns 13
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2011, 06:50:54 PM »
He knows about kitchen foil  eveilgrin:
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Re: The Boy turns 13
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2011, 06:51:30 PM »
He knows about kitchen foil  eveilgrin:

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Re: The Boy turns 13
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2011, 02:45:58 PM »
Of course this could all work in your favour. Give him a few lessons on explosions.  Hiding dead badgers around the house, a few dead fish strategically places , some cheese discreetly hidden behind a radiator.  Brfore you know it you will require a spare room. razz:
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