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Offline Snoopy

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Anyone seen BM?
« on: June 18, 2011, 06:09:24 AM »
He left here at 0630 yesterday morning and not been seen since .............

Being a Grandpa must have worn him out.
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Re: Anyone seen BM?
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2011, 06:13:27 AM »
Is he locked in the minema watching childrens TV on a loop ?  scared2:
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Re: Anyone seen BM?
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2011, 06:15:34 AM »
I didn't notice to be honest. But I noticed the ashtrays are quite full and the floor could do with being hoovered















STOP PRESS - He's in A & E, apparently he misunderstood what the Dyson ball cleaner was for  redface:
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Re: Anyone seen BM?
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2011, 06:16:42 AM »
He'll be enveloped in a cloud of baby talc and nappies no doubt.  whistle:
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Re: Anyone seen BM?
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2011, 06:17:23 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 18, 2011, 06:15:34 AM
I didn't notice to be honest. But I noticed the ashtrays are quite full and the floor could do with being hoovered















STOP PRESS - He's in A & E, apparently he misunderstood what the Dyson ball cleaner was for  redface:

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Re: Anyone seen BM?
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2011, 06:19:55 AM »
Or prolly out trying to  buy a new washing machine  whistle:
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Re: Anyone seen BM?
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2011, 06:25:40 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 18, 2011, 06:19:55 AM
Or prolly out trying to  uy a new washing machine  whistle:

It's all right to use the 'B' word you know.  ;)
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Re: Anyone seen BM?
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2011, 06:27:05 AM »
 lol:

I'm such a polite girl tho  whistle:
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Re: Anyone seen BM?
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2011, 06:34:26 AM »
ollocks!  lol:
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Re: Anyone seen BM?
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2011, 06:36:49 AM »
Ackchooly it's the (p) ay word that drives BM undercover
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Re: Anyone seen BM?
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2011, 06:38:53 AM »
Do you think baby has pulled out his t'internet connection ...wires are always such fun to play with  lol:

Maybe he has slipped and fallen on cat sick / shit and has concussion / amnesia and call no longer remember his VP identity  rubschin:
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Re: Anyone seen BM?
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2011, 06:44:26 AM »
Ah well ~ I've changed the barrels, done the bottling up and put last night's takings into the secret place. Just got the bogs to clean and all is ready for another day so we'd better let the poor old chap have a lie-in.
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Re: Anyone seen BM?
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2011, 07:35:16 AM »
Just received a text from BM ...NO Internet it says. He is a man of so many words  lol:
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Re: Anyone seen BM?
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2011, 07:36:36 AM »
How did he know we were talking about him.  rubschin:
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Re: Anyone seen BM?
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2011, 07:47:13 AM »
He always thinks we're talking about him  ::)
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