Happy Daddy's Day

[Miss Demeanour]

To all you father's , step father's , carers and supporters etc

In honour of this special day I shall be being nice to you all for the next hour. It has to be time bound as I am not sure I am capable of more than this. If you are not awake yet and missed it I am sorry 

So I shall make your breakfast , provide shoulder massages, go get the papers from the shop, ensure you are not disturbed and tune the radio to your favourite station.

Enjoy

[Just One More]

Oooh,  me first, me first. Full Englsh please, I don't need the papers so can I have a longer massage instead 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

Ok you can have head , neck and shoulder massage . I presume you will want this before the brekky so that you can have a little doze after . Eggs - fried, scrambled, poached ? 

And I'm sorry but I can't stand black pudding 

So how's about, bacon ( crispy) , sausages, grilled fresh tomatoes, fried button mushrooms, eggs ( cooked to order), toast or fried bread ( your choice) , would you like beans with that as well, any hash browns  ???

[Miss Demeanour]

I have just seen Google has the most uninspiring and boring design in place for today. How very lazy 

[Just One More]

Ok you can have head , neck and shoulder massage . I presume you will want this before the brekky so that you can have a little doze after . Eggs - fried, scrambled, poached ? 

And I'm sorry but I can't stand black pudding 

So how's about, bacon ( crispy) , sausages, grilled fresh tomatoes, fried button mushrooms, eggs ( cooked to order), toast or fried bread ( your choice) , would you like beans with that as well, any hash browns  ???

Ferti ..... nah 

And after reading that, I'm bloody starving 

[Snoopy]

Let us all join in wishing Hallmark every success and hope that they enjoy the additional profit this nonsense brings them 

I have been informed that today we are all going out to lunch to celebrate my "Special Day" ...... and guess who is paying? 

[Baldy]

To all you father's , step father's , carers and supporters etc

In honour of this special day I shall be being nice to you all for the next hour. It has to be time bound as I am not sure I am capable of more than this. If you are not awake yet and missed it I am sorry 

So I shall make your breakfast , provide shoulder massages, go get the papers from the shop, ensure you are not disturbed and tune the radio to your favourite station.

Enjoy

Phew. Just got here in time.

[Miss Demeanour]

Indeed ..well done you  So what can I get for you ?

Snoopy is not in the mood 

[Snoopy]

Oh I am always up for a nice brekky it's just that Father's day seems to me to be a waste of time, effort and money (all usually mine)

[Miss Demeanour]

When was the last time I offered to be nice to anybody eh ?

[Snoopy]

Oh ~ well since you ask 

I thought nice was your default mode 

[Baldy]

Indeed ..well done you  So what can I get for you ?

Snoopy is not in the mood 

Anything that is on offer......can I also have Snoopy's share?

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh ~ well since you ask 

I thought nice was your default mode 

Snoops has now adopted the recovery position ....thing is the window of opportunity has been closed. Do I make an exception ??? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Anything that is on offer......can I also have Snoopy's share?

Course you can hun ....there is plenty to go round. 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

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