Ok you can have head , neck and shoulder massage . I presume you will want this before the brekky so that you can have a little doze after . Eggs - fried, scrambled, poached ?
And I'm sorry but I can't stand black pudding
So how's about, bacon ( crispy) , sausages, grilled fresh tomatoes, fried button mushrooms, eggs ( cooked to order), toast or fried bread ( your choice) , would you like beans with that as well, any hash browns ???