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Useless useless IT technicians
« on: June 21, 2011, 10:50:06 AM »
Except Tel, obviously
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Re: Useless useless IT technicians
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2011, 11:14:05 AM »
Work related?

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Re: Useless useless IT technicians
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2011, 11:36:28 AM »
He only speaks emoticon at the moment ....any questions will have to be phrased using the appropriate signage ?

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Re: Useless useless IT technicians
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2011, 11:41:28 AM »
It will be a PICNIC problem I expect...

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Re: Useless useless IT technicians
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2011, 12:41:25 PM »
Wot BM said ^^^

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Re: Useless useless IT technicians
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2011, 01:25:52 PM »
I came in early to do a mahoosive amount of printing. The printer is five feet from my pooter. "Oh, we will need a cable for that."

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Re: Useless useless IT technicians
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2011, 01:49:20 PM »
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Re: Useless useless IT technicians
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2011, 02:07:44 PM »
Is this not the place where "outsourcing plans" are afoot?  Sounds like sabotage to me  rubschin:
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Re: Useless useless IT technicians
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2011, 03:18:11 PM »
You could have nipped to a local pooter shop and bought a cable in ten minutes.
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2011, 03:32:57 PM »
You could have nipped to a local pooter shop and bought a cable in ten minutes.

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Re: Useless useless IT technicians
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2011, 04:13:05 PM »
The alternative ~ usually employed by SWWLTBO ~ is to download that which you want printed onto a memory stick, whack said stick into a college pooter and print away to your heart's content.
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Re: Useless useless IT technicians
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2011, 04:26:14 PM »
The alternative ~ usually employed by SWWLTBO ~ is to download that which you want printed onto a memory stick, whack said stick into a college pooter and print away to your heart's content.

Indeed... In fact the ginger Mong (TGM) could have got a cable delivered in less time than he waited...  noooo:
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Re: Useless useless IT technicians
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2011, 04:56:04 PM »
You could have nipped to a local pooter shop and bought a cable in ten minutes.

But not the printer driver software. Printer is the size of a double decker bus ....
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Re: Useless useless IT technicians
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2011, 05:11:17 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2011, 05:12:22 PM »
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