Paddy's going on holiday.. he says to Mick.. "Hey Mick.. wudya like me to bring ya back some cigarettes?"
"Well, very kind of ya, to be sure... wudya get me a cupla thousand?" says Mick...
A week later Paddy comes back with the Ciggies..
"How much d'I owe ya?" says Mick..
"Foive Hundred Quid" says Paddy
"Bloody hell, were did 'ya go?'
"Butlins"