Look chicky, what the lads in here are actually SAYING and ASKING, is, was there any 'fumbling rummaging snoggin', with or without tungs, and of course, SHAGGING?
OK? Simple and straightforward, no messin'. no inuendos, no need for pages and pages of inane suggestive rambling around the houses twaddle nonsense.
Just simple yes' and no's will suffice, and then we can all move on. Simple, done and dusted. 
Where's the fun in that?
I'm a man in a hurry, and I NEED answers, So much to do, and so little time to do it.
VAT returns, questions, 'ill's to climb, nests to build, choccy to eat, brocolli to grow, people to see, caves to discover, marmite toast to eat.
Need I go on?
