The all new Miss D's hot date thread

[Nick]

 

[Uncle Mort]

Look chicky, what the lads in here are actually SAYING and ASKING, is, was there any 'fumbling rummaging  snoggin', with or without tungs, and of course, SHAGGING?

OK? Simple and straightforward, no messin'. no inuendos, no need for pages and pages of inane suggestive  rambling around the houses twaddle nonsense.
Just simple yes' and no's will suffice, and then we can all move on. Simple, done and dusted. 

Where's the fun in that?

[GROWLER]

Look chicky, what the lads in here are actually SAYING and ASKING, is, was there any 'fumbling rummaging  snoggin', with or without tungs, and of course, SHAGGING?

OK? Simple and straightforward, no messin'. no inuendos, no need for pages and pages of inane suggestive  rambling around the houses twaddle nonsense.
Just simple yes' and no's will suffice, and then we can all move on. Simple, done and dusted. 

Where's the fun in that?

I'm a man in a hurry, and I NEED answers, So much to do, and so little time to do it.
VAT returns, questions, 'ill's to climb, nests to build, choccy to eat, brocolli to grow, people to see, caves to discover, marmite toast to eat.
Need I go on?

[GROWLER]

Wha;? What's the problem? Straightforward, and to the point. No messon' from Growler you know.
Things need to be said and asked, so why waste time and your life dilly dallyin' around?

[Nick]

You have a PM

[GROWLER]

You have a PM

That's sweet. 

You should have shared that with everyone in here. Really nice place, albeit a bit on the flat side.
Hills aren't always a total neccessity for a good walk though.
Thanks again for sharing your old haunt with me.

I'll be back for more, indeedeedo.

[GROWLER]

Look chicky, what the lads in here are actually SAYING and ASKING, is, was there any 'fumbling rummaging  snoggin', with or without tungs, and of course, SHAGGING?

OK? Simple and straightforward, no messin'. no inuendos, no need for pages and pages of inane suggestive  rambling around the houses twaddle nonsense.
Just simple yes' and no's will suffice, and then we can all move on. Simple, done and dusted. 

Where's the fun in that?

Anyway U.M, the fun starts when we get equally straighttforward answers from our resident kitten hopefully.

[Miss Demeanour]

The  resident kitten    I thought this board already had enough cat problems !

[GROWLER]

The  resident kitten    I thought this board already had enough cat problems !

Nah. He's in the mouldy owld scrawny dept. with other miserable grumpy old turds like me Nick and BM.

YOU and Miss C and a couple of others are in the cuddly fluffy pets section.

Just thought. He's a dog not a cat! 
I'm going/gone senile.

[Just One More]

Look chicky, what the lads in here are actually SAYING and ASKING, is, was there any 'fumbling rummaging  snoggin', with or without tungs, and of course, SHAGGING?

OK? Simple and straightforward, no messin'. no inuendos, no need for pages and pages of inane suggestive  rambling around the houses twaddle nonsense.
Just simple yes' and no's will suffice, and then we can all move on. Simple, done and dusted. 

Where's the fun in that?

I'm a man in a hurry, and I NEED answers, So much to do, and so little time to do it.
VAT returns, questions, 'ill's to climb, nests to build, choccy to eat, brocolli to grow, people to see, caves to discover, marmite toast to eat.
Need I go on?

Errrr... cake?

[apc2010]

So Miss D wot did you eat..........

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

A Chinese take away - thank you very much .

[apc2010]

A Chinese take away - thank you very much .

As long as you were full up .................not very romantic tho........

[Nick]

OOOOOOh. On whose sofa????