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« on: July 03, 2011, 10:05:13 AM »
We got a message from the village council on Thursday saying the water would be cut off until lunchtime Friday... It wasn't...  ::)

So, today I planned to clean my pool and top it up but guess what? No bloody water...  Banghead

Still, all is explained in an e-mail from the village council titled "WATER OVERCONSUMTION"...

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Dear Pissouri Resident,

Because there is an overconsumption all over Community,  Kampi area (antrounies, kolokotroni street, leptos etc) have no water at the moment. The main reason is that water reservoir "Antennes", situated over the new school" is in the highest elevetion and saves water with great difficulty.

As for this you are requested to use the water cautiously so not to incommode the good from our fellow citizens


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Re: Water
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2011, 10:09:44 AM »
They'd be at home on Yahoo Answers


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When i turn 18 yrs old and im 13 now i want to be able to move to the UK like London or Liverpool cuz its been my dream to go there and im from the US and i can speak there language lool ;) and Which city is the best to move to? and I want to find if i have any cousins and aunts uncles there cuz im a little bit of british and yea soo what happens if i want to move there what are somethings that i would need to do first before i can move there
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Re: Water
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2011, 10:11:07 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2011, 10:09:44 AM
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When i turn 18 yrs old and im 13 now i want to be able to move to the UK like London or Liverpool cuz its been my dream to go there and im from the US and i can speak there language lool ;) and Which city is the best to move to? and I want to find if i have any cousins and aunts uncles there cuz im a little bit of british and yea soo what happens if i want to move there what are somethings that i would need to do first before i can move there

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With that level of ability in the English language I'd suggest Liverpool.  whistle:
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Re: Water
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2011, 10:20:13 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2011, 10:05:13 AM
We got a message from the village council on Thursday saying the water would be cut off until lunchtime Friday... It wasn't...  ::)

So, today I planned to clean my pool and top it up but guess what? No bloody water...  Banghead

Still, all is explained in an e-mail from the village council titled "WATER OVERCONSUMTION"...

Quote from: Council-o-gram
Dear Pissouri Resident,

Because there is an overconsumption all over Community,  Kampi area (antrounies, kolokotroni street, leptos etc) have no water at the moment. The main reason is that water reservoir "Antennes", situated over the new school" is in the highest elevetion and saves water with great difficulty.

As for this you are requested to use the water cautiously so not to incommode the good from our fellow citizens


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Ooh thanks Barman, I'd left the taps running upstairs. Sod it, I'll just have a cuppa and breakfast and then I might go and turn them off  point:

Has anybody lost any smugness, I've just found some at the end of the bar?
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Re: Water
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2011, 11:21:09 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 03, 2011, 10:20:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2011, 10:05:13 AM
We got a message from the village council on Thursday saying the water would be cut off until lunchtime Friday... It wasn't...  ::)

So, today I planned to clean my pool and top it up but guess what? No bloody water...  Banghead

Still, all is explained in an e-mail from the village council titled "WATER OVERCONSUMTION"...

Quote from: Council-o-gram
Dear Pissouri Resident,

Because there is an overconsumption all over Community,  Kampi area (antrounies, kolokotroni street, leptos etc) have no water at the moment. The main reason is that water reservoir "Antennes", situated over the new school" is in the highest elevetion and saves water with great difficulty.

As for this you are requested to use the water cautiously so not to incommode the good from our fellow citizens


 noooo:

Ooh thanks Barman, I'd left the taps running upstairs. Sod it, I'll just have a cuppa and breakfast and then I might go and turn them off  point:

Has anybody lost any smugness, I've just found some at the end of the bar?

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Ackchewlee... I have 2 tonnes of cold water stored, 250l of boiling hot solar headed water stored and about 10l of purified drinking water stored....

So apart from being unable to top up me pool it doesn't affect my smugnivity....  cool14:
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Re: Water
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2011, 12:44:50 PM »
Lend us a glassful
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Re: Water
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2011, 01:04:58 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 03, 2011, 12:44:50 PM
Lend us a glassful

Of course... I'm just passing it now....  whistle:
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Re: Water
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2011, 03:35:22 PM »
Tis back on now.... I'll wait until it is dark before putting the hose in the pool like.....  whistle:
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Re: Water
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2011, 03:44:01 PM »
Can't you just use the toilet like everybody else does  lol:
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Re: Water
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2011, 03:44:39 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 03, 2011, 03:44:01 PM
Can't you just use the toilet like everybody else does  lol:

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Re: Water
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2011, 03:53:12 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 03, 2011, 03:44:01 PM
Can't you just use the toilet like everybody else does  lol:

Everybody else?  whistle:
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Re: Water
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2011, 04:29:48 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2011, 03:53:12 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 03, 2011, 03:44:01 PM
Can't you just use the toilet like everybody else does  lol:

Everybody else?  whistle:

I always had you down as a compost heap waterer DS  ;)
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Re: Water
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2011, 04:33:52 PM »
Okay... I've put the hose in the pool... I need to add about four tonnes of water (it isn't an Olymp[ic sized swimming pool), the hose is ½" in diameter and the water pressure is 5 bar - how long will it take...?

Any Systeme Internationale des Unites Populaires measurement is acceptable but you must show your workings...
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Re: Water
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2011, 04:34:45 PM »
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Re: Water
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2011, 04:35:12 PM »
It will take as long as it takes  8)
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