Right. This has been going on for years, but now I need to ask the question.
WHY? do so many people stop their cars to ask ME directions? There could be 10 people walking along a pavement and I guarantee they will ask me. Why?
It happened twice today on the way to the pub within 20 yards. First a big black mamma looking for a children's playcentre, then 2 East Europeans looking for a road (which unfortunately for them was in the exact opposite direction that they were heading).
Why ME? Do I look honest, knowledgeable, approachable, helpful? WHY?
(Awaits sarcastic responses)