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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Roses are evil
« Reply #45 on: July 11, 2011, 09:26:42 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 11, 2011, 08:28:11 AM
Dig the lot up and grow Brocolli. Looks good, and tastes splendiferous. Highly recommended. cloud9:

Nick only dug them up because the redhead said she needed to clear her bed of brassicas.

We all knew it would damage his hearing eventually.
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Re: Roses are evil
« Reply #46 on: July 11, 2011, 09:34:23 AM »
Roses are red
Violets are blueish
If it wasn't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish
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Re: Roses are evil
« Reply #47 on: July 11, 2011, 10:04:17 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2011, 09:26:42 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 11, 2011, 08:28:11 AM
Dig the lot up and grow Brocolli. Looks good, and tastes splendiferous. Highly recommended. cloud9:

Nick only dug them up because the redhead said she needed to clear her bed of brassicas.

We all knew it would damage his hearing eventually.

He grows broccolli's in plant pots! Amazing. eeek:

I'm going to the Broccolli growing and plant pot shop today. cloud9:
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Re: Roses are evil
« Reply #48 on: July 11, 2011, 10:47:20 AM »
We have 19.

Didn't buy any at HC Show this year.
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Re: Roses are evil
« Reply #49 on: July 11, 2011, 05:06:36 PM »
Broccoli for dinner tonight  whistle:

ANd cake whistle:
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Re: Roses are evil
« Reply #50 on: July 11, 2011, 06:13:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 11, 2011, 05:06:36 PM
Broccoli for dinner tonight  whistle:

ANd cake whistle:

Just had some more of your 'lovingly home made as PROMISED ' Sainsbury's fruit cake slice bar. ::)
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Re: Roses are evil
« Reply #51 on: July 11, 2011, 06:16:06 PM »
That marmite toast remains untouched outside. In fact the birds have all left the area  noooo:
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Re: Roses are evil
« Reply #52 on: July 11, 2011, 06:22:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 11, 2011, 06:16:06 PM
That marmite toast remains untouched outside. In fact the birds have all left the area  noooo:

I refuse to believe that ANY sane person could even consider eating a piece of toast with half a bottle of Marmite spread ALL over it...thickly. eeek:
( I suspect if that is indeed a question, the answer is within the first 8 words  whistle:)
You couldn't have eaten that even for a bet! noooo:

You found the TWO yellow bottle tops yet btw?
I still for the life of me cannot understand how and why you've opened TWO borrles, AND managed to lose BOTH caps.
Can you try explaining exactly what that is actually all about please, as it's a complete and utter and most mysterious mystery of mystery's to me and all your avid followers. confused:
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Re: Roses are evil
« Reply #53 on: July 11, 2011, 06:24:23 PM »
Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster  cloud9:
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Re: Roses are evil
« Reply #54 on: July 11, 2011, 06:26:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 11, 2011, 06:24:23 PM
Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster  cloud9:

Wrong thread ....... point:
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Re: Roses are evil
« Reply #55 on: July 11, 2011, 06:28:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 11, 2011, 06:24:23 PM
Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster  cloud9:

I cannot disagree with that. You do do an extremelly and most excellent #. cloud9:

THAT can be on the menu again next time thank you. happy088

Must do caving next time too. I luvs caves but we just didn't have enough time ey? cry:
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Re: Roses are evil
« Reply #56 on: July 11, 2011, 06:29:57 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 11, 2011, 06:26:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 11, 2011, 06:24:23 PM
Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster  cloud9:

Wrong thread ....... point:

This IS the OFF TOPIC  VP though isn't it? whistle:
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Re: Roses are evil
« Reply #57 on: July 11, 2011, 06:30:44 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 11, 2011, 06:28:40 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 11, 2011, 06:24:23 PM
Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster  cloud9:

I cannot disagree with that. You do do an extremelly and most excellent #. cloud9:

THAT can be on the menu again next time thank you. happy088

Must do caving next time too. I luvs caves but we just didn't have enough time ey? cry:

YOu will have to come on a Friday night next time....
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Re: Roses are evil
« Reply #58 on: July 11, 2011, 06:42:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 11, 2011, 06:30:44 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 11, 2011, 06:28:40 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 11, 2011, 06:24:23 PM
Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster  cloud9:

I cannot disagree with that. You do do an extremelly and most excellent #. cloud9:

THAT can be on the menu again next time thank you. happy088

Must do caving next time too. I luvs caves but we just didn't have enough time ey? cry:

YOu will have to come on a Friday night next time....

Quite, and stay for a WEEK! lol:

I could bring my full DIY kit, clean your carpet, bring marmite bottle tops and empty your car into a very large skip. whistle:
I could also make YOU a CAKE! eeek:
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Re: Roses are evil
« Reply #59 on: July 11, 2011, 06:47:21 PM »
YOu would be most welcome  cloud9:

P.S. I have just put your washing up in the dishwasher  ::)

Bring Cuprinol
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