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Bizarre female behaviour mystery
« on: July 10, 2011, 04:05:26 PM »
The svelte red head clearly has a lot of stuff to give to a friend of hers. This stuff is all in the boot of the SR's car which is in the car park. 12 times now they have gone to the car park, collected a box each, walked up six steps, walked around the house, gone down 10 steps to the main gate and put the stuff into the friend's car which is parked on the road.

I casually suggested on the 13th run that they might move the cars closer together.

They looked at me and at each other and said "Why didn't we think of that?"
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Bizarre female behaviour mystery
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2011, 04:07:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 10, 2011, 04:05:26 PM
The svelte red head clearly has a lot of stuff to give to a friend of hers. This stuff is all in the boot of the SR's car which is in the car park. 12 times now they have gone to the car park, collected a box each, walked up six steps, walked around the house, gone down 10 steps to the main gate and put the stuff into the friend's car which is parked on the road.

I casually suggested on the 13th run that they might move the cars closer together.

They looked at me and at each other and said "Why didn't we think of that?"
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

They are teasing you....  eyes:
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Re: Bizarre female behaviour mystery
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2011, 04:10:17 PM »
Well they both have splendid knockers  redface:

ANd it has been raining  redface:
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Re: Bizarre female behaviour mystery
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2011, 04:11:44 PM »
Is she moving out....have you scared her away?
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Re: Bizarre female behaviour mystery
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2011, 04:46:02 PM »
Disposing of the body ?  rubschin:
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Re: Bizarre female behaviour mystery
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2011, 07:29:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 10, 2011, 04:05:26 PM
The svelte red head clearly has a lot of stuff to give to a friend of hers. This stuff is all in the boot of the SR's car which is in the car park. 12 times now they have gone to the car park, collected a box each, walked up six steps, walked around the house, gone down 10 steps to the main gate and put the stuff into the friend's car which is parked on the road.

I casually suggested on the 13th run that they might move the cars closer together.

They looked at me and at each other and said "Why didn't we think of that?"
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

You noticed all this in the corner of your eye as you took a momentary glance to one side  rubschin:
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Re: Bizarre female behaviour mystery
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2011, 08:14:02 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 10, 2011, 07:29:45 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 10, 2011, 04:05:26 PM
The svelte red head clearly has a lot of stuff to give to a friend of hers. This stuff is all in the boot of the SR's car which is in the car park. 12 times now they have gone to the car park, collected a box each, walked up six steps, walked around the house, gone down 10 steps to the main gate and put the stuff into the friend's car which is parked on the road.

I casually suggested on the 13th run that they might move the cars closer together.

They looked at me and at each other and said "Why didn't we think of that?"
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

You noticed all this in the corner of your eye as you took a momentary glance to one side  rubschin:

Probably been videoing it ~ soon to be on youtube.
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Re: Bizarre female behaviour mystery
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2011, 08:20:34 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 10, 2011, 07:29:45 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 10, 2011, 04:05:26 PM
The svelte red head clearly has a lot of stuff to give to a friend of hers. This stuff is all in the boot of the SR's car which is in the car park. 12 times now they have gone to the car park, collected a box each, walked up six steps, walked around the house, gone down 10 steps to the main gate and put the stuff into the friend's car which is parked on the road.

I casually suggested on the 13th run that they might move the cars closer together.

They looked at me and at each other and said "Why didn't we think of that?"
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

You noticed all this in the corner of your eye as you took a momentary glance to one side  rubschin:
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Re: Bizarre female behaviour mystery
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2011, 08:25:58 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 10, 2011, 08:14:02 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 10, 2011, 07:29:45 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 10, 2011, 04:05:26 PM
The svelte red head clearly has a lot of stuff to give to a friend of hers. This stuff is all in the boot of the SR's car which is in the car park. 12 times now they have gone to the car park, collected a box each, walked up six steps, walked around the house, gone down 10 steps to the main gate and put the stuff into the friend's car which is parked on the road.

I casually suggested on the 13th run that they might move the cars closer together.

They looked at me and at each other and said "Why didn't we think of that?"
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

You noticed all this in the corner of your eye as you took a momentary glance to one side  rubschin:

Probably been videoing it ~ soon to be on youtube.

 lol: I instantly heard this

Benny Hill Theme
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Re: Bizarre female behaviour mystery
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2011, 08:28:29 PM »
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Re: Bizarre female behaviour mystery
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2011, 07:06:59 PM »
Perhaps they were seeing how long it would take for the strange ginger next door to stop ogling and offer to help...  rubschin:
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Re: Bizarre female behaviour mystery
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2011, 05:18:37 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 10, 2011, 08:25:58 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 10, 2011, 08:14:02 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 10, 2011, 07:29:45 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 10, 2011, 04:05:26 PM
The svelte red head clearly has a lot of stuff to give to a friend of hers. This stuff is all in the boot of the SR's car which is in the car park. 12 times now they have gone to the car park, collected a box each, walked up six steps, walked around the house, gone down 10 steps to the main gate and put the stuff into the friend's car which is parked on the road.

I casually suggested on the 13th run that they might move the cars closer together.

They looked at me and at each other and said "Why didn't we think of that?"
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

You noticed all this in the corner of your eye as you took a momentary glance to one side  rubschin:

Probably been videoing it ~ soon to be on youtube.

 lol: I instantly heard this

Benny Hill Theme

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Bizarre female behaviour mystery
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2011, 03:10:09 PM »
SWWLTBO has decided that this afternoon would be a good time to empty every cupboard in the kitchen with a view to throwing out/giving to charity shop/flogging at a car boot all those items of crockery, kitchen tools, sundry mugs, half tea sets etc that have lurked in the cupboards for the last ten years. Each item is being examined and talked about with the THW.

The boys are playing table tennis in the garden.

I am in hiding. whistle:
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Re: Bizarre female behaviour mystery
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2011, 04:08:57 PM »
A clear case of delayed spring cleaning.  There is not a lot of hope I'm afraid.  It could be serious. noooo:
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Re: Bizarre female behaviour mystery
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2011, 04:12:33 PM »
Mrs Nick started doing that once. Turned out she was pregnant  whistle:
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