Currently watching the worlds most expensive paintings on BBC1 I just can't and never have been able to get the hang, as it were of Picasso. If I had the money to invest I would have to invest in something I could at least stomach looking at.

The art expert has just been banging on about his (Picasso's) mistress being branded by the double P on the painting and it was so sexual and all I could see was a mess.
