Facebook...

[Mr Happy]

Four hours in and I'm in trouble!

Invited by an old university chum so off i toddled, even uploaded a picture so i could be recognised 

Thought i was quite safe, just search for the friends you like.  However, the easiest way to search is find your most popular/organised mate and find their friends.

Already had an ex-grope and an ex-employer invited me as friends.  I took the cherry from one and a laptop from the other and still can't find the courage to press 'reject'.

Can of worms...

[GROWLER]

Either I'm just plain dense or 'arf asleep still, or you have suddenly become very foreign over night.
The words make sense, but the sentences are somewhat a bit of a mystery.

Think I get the jist of it.
You've had a night out on the ale, nicked a laptop, 'ad a shag and havin' worms for supper.

Different. 

[Barman]

I understood it? 

[degsy]

I've just had an invite by two nice girls I've never met (honest Mrs Degsy) although I might know their mothers!    How do they get you email addresses? 

[D P Dance]

I understood it perfectly.

He had just joined facebook.  He went to university.  He has few friends so he contacted the friends of a friend.

A lady whom he deflowered and a former employer from whom he stole a lap top have contacted him.  He wonders whether there is a love child of the union, and whether the police will ask him to help them with their enquiries about a missing laptop. 

[Barman]

I understood it perfectly.

He had just joined facebook.  He went to university.  He has few friends so he contacted the friends of a friend.

A lady whom he deflowered and a former employer from whom he stole a lap top have contacted him.  He wonders whether there is a love child of the union, and whether the police will ask him to help them with their enquiries about a missing laptop. 

Precisely?

[GROWLER]

Please accept my apologies then 'appy.
Think it was the Facebook thing that foxed me tbh. Not being an ex university graduate, I'm a bit on the slow side, sorry.

[Snoopy]

Facebook and similar sites can be very dangerous places with which to get involved 
Anyone thinking about signing up needs to be aware of this.

[GROWLER]

Facebook and similar sites can be very dangerous places with which to get involved 
Anyone thinking about signing up needs to be aware of this.

Neverv 'eard of them tbh.
I thought it was some sort of ex grads. club.

[Snoopy]

http://www.facebook.com/

The idea is OK but as with any site that invites you to post photographs, career details, names and contact details etc it should be treated with extreme caution.
The main problem is that there are a lot of arseholes on the internet. It is not all about "good guys".

[Barman]

http://www.facebook.com/

The idea is OK but as with any site that invites you to post photographs, career details, names and contact details etc it should be treated with extreme caution.
The main problem is that there are a lot of arseholes on the internet. It is not all about "good guys".

Like us! 

[GROWLER]

The main problem is that there are a lot of arseholes on the internet. It is not all about "good guys".

NO?

That's were I've been going wrong then.
I thought every one on the net was my friend.
I feel like I've p'raps lost several now then.

[Snoopy]

http://www.facebook.com/

The idea is OK but as with any site that invites you to post photographs, career details, names and contact details etc it should be treated with extreme caution.
The main problem is that there are a lot of arseholes on the internet. It is not all about "good guys".

Like us! 

Well ~ most of us anyway.

[Snoopy]

The main problem is that there are a lot of arseholes on the internet. It is not all about "good guys".

NO?

That's were I've been going wrong then.
I thought every one on the net was my friend.
I feel like I've p'raps lost several now then.

I'll take that as irony.

[Mr Happy]

Growler, it's not an elitist union nor much fun really tbh.  Quite addictive though as once you find a pal you can look at their pals, you quite quickly find that your ex best mate Dave has married your ex missus and has children that are boffing your own.

I have limited what I've put in and gone for a ropey old piccie (non from my ifonlyyouwereasgreatasme.com website).  I only posted a piccie to limit those contacting me, otherwise there'll be a list of 500 John Smith's with a big ? instead of a piccie.