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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Twatnic Cleansing
« on: July 16, 2011, 07:55:51 PM »
I propose that there are certain people , just by their very existence, that pose a  significant threat to humanity or my humanness at the very least.

The Brat has been watching some real shite tonight and I put up on offer 2 twats of the highest twattest order that need to be run over by a steam roller until they are marmite brown bread.

John Barryman and Dale Winton.

Please note this is not a tirade against men of a homosexual persuasion and just to show impartiality in that respect I also offer up  Robert Preston ( he just really feckin annoys me )  evil:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Twatnic Cleansing
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2011, 07:59:42 PM »
Successful twats though.

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Re: Twatnic Cleansing
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2011, 08:01:01 PM »
Successful twats though.

Rich twats...  evil:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Twatnic Cleansing
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2011, 08:01:16 PM »
I am not gauging their success just their irritating rating.
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Twatnic Cleansing
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2011, 08:02:27 PM »
Then don't watch them.  noooo:

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Re: Twatnic Cleansing
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2011, 08:04:58 PM »
And breathe ...I wasn't ...the Brat was...therefore it was on the telly whilst I was going in and out of the front room.
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Re: Twatnic Cleansing
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2011, 08:06:34 PM »
And breathe ...I wasn't ...the Brat was...therefore it was on the telly whilst I was going in and out of the front room.

Well stop going in and out then...so to speak like. redface:

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Re: Twatnic Cleansing
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2011, 08:08:24 PM »
I thought Nick had upset you  redface:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Twatnic Cleansing
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2011, 08:09:36 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

He is out raving  scared2:

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Re: Twatnic Cleansing
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2011, 08:16:45 PM »
I thought Nick had upset you  redface:

He's bloody well piggin' upset me, the great spotted toad that he undoubtably IS.

Nicked my ruddy CAKE he did you know. evil:

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Re: Twatnic Cleansing
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2011, 08:19:23 PM »
Nicked my ruddy CAKE he did you know. evil:

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Let it go Growler.

You can't move on otherwise.

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Re: Twatnic Cleansing
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2011, 08:21:54 PM »
We never had these problems when Marje Proops and Claire Rayner were around  noooo:
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Re: Twatnic Cleansing
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2011, 08:22:54 PM »
We never had these problems when Marje Proops and Claire Rayner were around  noooo:

So many old members don't post any more....  sad24:
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Re: Twatnic Cleansing
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2011, 08:34:33 PM »
I am not gauging their success just their irritating rating.

Shall I leave now?
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Re: Twatnic Cleansing
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2011, 08:36:55 PM »
Oh no please don't ...I like you muchly  cloud9:
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