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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2011, 09:22:46 PM »
Growler reported hearing nothing. I think the French bird was making it up  rubschin:

Pray tell everyone please. How do you actually hear NOTHING?
In my werld, you either hear summat, or you don't actually hear ANYTHING.

I didn't actually report any such thing btw. noooo:

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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2011, 08:18:01 AM »
I just remembered this one!! Two of the party goers were staying in Glastonbury  ::)
 
At SUnday breakfast the New Age couple at the next table were discussing their crystal buying expedition  ::)

SUddenly the bloke produced a WAND he had bought the previous day and pointed it at the wuman without warning. SHe reeled back in her chair and said:

"I felt the power of that" noooo: noooo: noooo:


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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2011, 08:23:51 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:

Did it poke her in the eye ?  lol:
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2011, 08:31:55 AM »
Growler reported hearing nothing. I think the French bird was making it up  rubschin:

Pray tell everyone please. How do you actually hear NOTHING?
In my werld, you either hear summat, or you don't actually hear ANYTHING.

I didn't actually report any such thing btw. noooo:

Question nonechenantly dismissed, ignored and avoided by rambling off onto some other random nonsense hoping I wouldn't notice, so obviously I'm correct and you are guilty as charged. whistle:

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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2011, 08:34:01 AM »
....and you ate guilty as charged.

As well as your cake?

 noooo:
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2011, 08:46:22 AM »
....and you ate guilty as charged.

As well as your cake?

 noooo:

That was actually admitted, so he found himself guilty on that one.
Suitable punishment WILL be issued upon my next visit however. eveilgrin:

Anyway,UM has requested that I stop rattling on about THE CAKE now as I''ve obviously become boring. whistle:

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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2011, 08:48:30 AM »
SHe sent choccy hob nobs too. I finished those off last night  redface:
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2011, 10:07:04 AM »
....and you ate guilty as charged.

As well as your cake?

 noooo:

That was actually admitted, so he found himself guilty on that one.
Suitable punishment WILL be issued upon my next visit however. eveilgrin:

Anyway,UM has requested that I stop rattling on about THE CAKE now as I''ve obviously become boring. whistle:

PM me an address, there is more cake. ;)
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2011, 10:10:54 AM »
Oh Miss C what have you done  lol:

Prepare for pm box overload  scared2:
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2011, 10:27:57 AM »
Anyway,UM has requested that I stop rattling on about THE CAKE now as I''ve obviously become boring. whistle:

Not boring, more obsessed.  ;)

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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2011, 11:14:04 AM »
I just remembered this one!! Two of the party goers were staying in Glastonbury  ::)
 
At SUnday breakfast the New Age couple at the next table were discussing their crystal buying expedition  ::)

SUddenly the bloke produced a WAND he had bought the previous day and pointed it at the wuman without warning. SHe reeled back in her chair and said:

"I felt the power of that" noooo: noooo: noooo:

He probably kicked her under the table.
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2011, 12:22:36 PM »
....and you ate guilty as charged.

As well as your cake?

 noooo:

That was actually admitted, so he found himself guilty on that one.
Suitable punishment WILL be issued upon my next visit however. eveilgrin:

Anyway,UM has requested that I stop rattling on about THE CAKE now as I''ve obviously become boring. whistle:

PM me an address, there is more cake. ;)

You ARE such a sweetie pie Miss C, you really are.  cloud9:

 This is exactly why I luv you sssssssso much  angel1...friendly sort of respecrtful luv that is, not snoggy type luv with tungs and slobbery nonsense type stuff type thing stuff with comitments...apart from dealing with my obsessive CAKE luv and constant desire overwhelming problem. noooo:
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2011, 07:09:05 PM »
....and you ate guilty as charged.

As well as your cake?

 noooo:

That was actually admitted, so he found himself guilty on that one.
Suitable punishment WILL be issued upon my next visit however. eveilgrin:

Anyway,UM has requested that I stop rattling on about THE CAKE now as I''ve obviously become boring. whistle:

PM me an address, there is more cake. ;)

You ARE such a sweetie pie Miss C, you really are.  cloud9:

 This is exactly why I luv you sssssssso much  angel1...friendly sort of respecrtful luv that is, not snoggy type luv with tungs and slobbery nonsense type stuff type thing stuff with comitments...apart from dealing with my obsessive CAKE luv and constant desire overwhelming problem. noooo:

Obsessed I tells ya, obsessed  ;)
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