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Hotel embarrassments
« on: July 17, 2011, 08:49:06 PM »
I have told Miss D, so I may as well share it  redface:

I was woken up at 3.00 a.m. today by the Fench gerl   cloud9:  in the next room complaining about my snoring   redface:

The door banging also woke my immediate neighbours who were also guests at the same party  redface:

I was still so pissed I invited her in   redface:

I had to disguise myself at breakfast   redface:
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2011, 08:50:49 PM »
I wasn't going to tell anyone ...I am discreet  whistle:

However ...you daft muppet  lol:
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2011, 08:53:47 PM »
DId you mean discreet?  whistle:
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2011, 08:54:28 PM »
That's what I said  whistle:
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2011, 08:54:55 PM »
Did she take you up on the invite with a view to stop you snoring? eyes:

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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2011, 08:55:49 PM »
 noooo: sad24:
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2011, 08:59:27 PM »
She'd rather bang the door than him  lol:
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2011, 09:02:30 PM »
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2011, 09:04:52 PM »
She'd rather bang the door than him  lol:

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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2011, 09:09:27 PM »
Is Growler deaf  rubschin:
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2011, 09:10:13 PM »
Rohypnol  rubschin:
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2011, 09:12:30 PM »
SHe would't have needed it  noooo:  I had collapso poisoning  redface:
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2011, 09:14:24 PM »
I was thinking more for Growler if he had to sleep in your place under the same sort of duress...either that or a tranquilizer dart  noooo:
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2011, 09:15:42 PM »
Growler reported hearing nothing. I think the French bird was making it up  rubschin:
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Re: Hotel embarrassments
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2011, 09:17:52 PM »
Growler reported hearing nothing. I think the French bird was making it up  rubschin:

He was prolly in hibernation, she was looking to make up for all those years the French have had it in for us.