Nominations for the new Mongster Award

[Grumpmeister]

I've been thinking for a while that there should be awards for instances of gross stupidiy that don't have a cleansing effect on the gene pool. So for all those morons who don't qualify for the Darwin Awards I give you the Mongsters.

For our first nomination I give you this gentleman, who decided to threaten a group of drug dealers with an imitation firearm only to find out they were undercover police officers. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2016409/Vigilante-jailed-threatening-group-drug-dealers-imitation-handgun--realising-undercover-police-officers.html

[Barman]

I nominate Nick! 

[Nick]

I nominate BM 

I feel a poll coming on.

[Grumpmeister]

I'm going to have to have a lifetime award for mongdom category set up for the pair of you otherwise nobody else will get a look in. 

[Barman]

I nominate BM 

I feel a poll coming on.

Poll away Mongmeister! 

[Grumpmeister]

Another nomination, and the moral of the story here is if you are going to plank make sure you are holding on to something that doesnt move. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2016364/Planking-dangerous-Woman-Internet-sensation-prank-fails.html

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I nominate the person who decided that 'see back of box for usage instruction' was a good thing to write on sachets of optical lens wipes.

[miss Tchevious]

I think this dude is certainly a contender.....

The most stupid man in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

At what point does muppetry become mongetry we need to define this as a Nominations for the new Muppetry Award is needed.

[Grumpmeister]

Simples Miss C, muppetry is basic stupidity, when it becomes gross stupidity its mongetry and when gross stupidity cleanses the gene pool it's Darwinism.

There will be some crossover, like this guy who plans to spend 5 weeks in a cage with his lions. At the moment mongetry but I suspect it will be Darwinism before the end of his stay.

During the five weeks in the cage he will bond with Katya, an African lioness, and her male partner Samson.
Katya is pregnant and is due to give birth to the cubs while he is inside, which could make her fiercely over-protective.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2022035/Zookeeper-Alexander-Pylyshenko-live-lions-cage-FIVE-weeks.html

[Grumpmeister]

And now our first group nomination for a Mongster/Darwin (depending on whether the inevitable happens before the award ceremony). Curing sickness by lying on a train track and getting an electric shock.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2021835/Now-really-shocking-Desperate-patients-try-cure-sickness-lying-RAILWAY-TRACKS.html

[Snoopy]

I blame TMR myself.

[Grumpmeister]

I blame TMR myself.

Dick Dastardarwin and Muttmr 

[Grumpmeister]

I think I've just found the winner. Trying to split the atom in his feckin KITCHEN 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2022333/Police-arrest-Swedish-man-tried-split-atom-KITCHEN.html

Interesting interview with the idiot here. Apparently he bought the material on Ebay. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14403432

Nick, NO!