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Offline tel

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How long has Miss D got?
« on: July 19, 2011, 03:17:29 PM »
Mrs Tel's cousin has just become a granny.
Her cousin is 48, her daughter is 21.

Time is ticking for Miss D.  lol:

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Re: How long has Miss D got?
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2011, 03:19:00 PM »
Granny D does have a ring to it ........ rubschin:
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Re: How long has Miss D got?
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2011, 03:21:09 PM »
A babby  cloud9:

My mother was a granny at 41  eeek:
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Re: How long has Miss D got?
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2011, 03:24:56 PM »
Mine was a granny at 38 but she never knew.  whistle:
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Re: How long has Miss D got?
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2011, 03:56:35 PM »
You can feck right off ......not for years yet if ever  lol:
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Re: How long has Miss D got?
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2011, 03:58:05 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 19, 2011, 03:56:35 PM
You can feck right off ......not for years yet if ever  lol:

Well you have done your bit ........ whistle:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: How long has Miss D got?
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2011, 03:58:49 PM »
I thought you were predicting my demise   sad24:
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Re: How long has Miss D got?
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2011, 04:08:52 PM »
Can you knit??
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: How long has Miss D got?
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2011, 04:17:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2011, 04:08:52 PM
Can you knit??

The Womens Monthly cock-sock pattern doesn't go down to your size I'm afraid.
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Re: How long has Miss D got?
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2011, 04:23:51 PM »
Too much wool, eh?
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Re: How long has Miss D got?
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2011, 04:34:00 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2011, 04:17:44 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2011, 04:08:52 PM
Can you knit??

The Womens Monthly cock-sock pattern doesn't go down to your size I'm afraid.

They could always try knitting with a needle and thread, should be able to make it small enough then.  whistle:
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Offline tel

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Re: How long has Miss D got?
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2011, 04:36:23 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 19, 2011, 03:58:49 PM
I thought you were predicting my demise   sad24:
No, just when you will be joining SAGA. (Send A Granny Away)  razz:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: How long has Miss D got?
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2011, 04:55:37 PM »
So you don't want me to die just go far, far away  rubschin:

I'm detecting a theme  sad24:
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Re: How long has Miss D got?
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2011, 05:02:56 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 19, 2011, 04:55:37 PM
So you don't want me to die just go far, far away  rubschin:

I'm detecting a theme  sad24:

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Re: How long has Miss D got?
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2011, 05:03:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2011, 04:08:52 PM
Can you knit??

More importantly, can you BAKE? cloud9:
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