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Mischievous  evil:   It's a three syllable word you ignoramus  cussing:  It's not mis-CHEE-vee-us  ::)  And this from a TV reporter  ::)

Cyclists   evil:  Don't feckin' run the red light and get all angsty pangsty with pedestrians crossing the road! I was tempted to cause a fracas   Banghead

Tinnitus   surrender:  I have a ringing started in my ears that's like someone playing with a wine glass in the next door room  evil:  Apparently 1 in 5 older adults suffer from this.  Bast@rd noise.

Oh, and from yesterday:

Alan Johnston   ::)  I passed him on the street yesterday and was tempted to whack him one with the brolly, just for Snoopy, like, but thought I'd probably get arrested.  By God, he's a smug looking, perma-tan charmer  ::)
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Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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^^^Wot he did^^^^
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Mischievous  evil:   It's a three syllable word you ignoramus  cussing:  It's not mis-CHEE-vee-us  ::)  And this from a TV reporter  ::)

Cyclists   evil:  Don't feckin' run the red light and get all angsty pangsty with pedestrians crossing the road! I was tempted to cause a fracas   Banghead

Tinnitus   surrender:  I have a ringing started in my ears that's like someone playing with a wine glass in the next door room  evil:  Apparently 1 in 5 older adults suffer from this.  Bast@rd noise.

Oh, and from yesterday:

Alan Johnston   ::)  I passed him on the street yesterday and was tempted to whack him one with the brolly, just for Snoopy, like, but thought I'd probably get arrested.  By God, he's a smug looking, perma-tan charmer  ::)

You are pushing against an open door here with that list mate.

Tinnitus drives me mad sometimes ~ other times I can just about ignore it.
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Mischievous  evil:   It's a three syllable word you ignoramus  cussing:  It's not mis-CHEE-vee-us  ::)  And this from a TV reporter  ::)

Cyclists   evil:  Don't feckin' run the red light and get all angsty pangsty with pedestrians crossing the road! I was tempted to cause a fracas   Banghead

Tinnitus   surrender:  I have a ringing started in my ears that's like someone playing with a wine glass in the next door room  evil:  Apparently 1 in 5 older adults suffer from this.  Bast@rd noise.

Oh, and from yesterday:

Alan Johnston   ::)  I passed him on the street yesterday and was tempted to whack him one with the brolly, just for Snoopy, like, but thought I'd probably get arrested.  By God, he's a smug looking, perma-tan charmer  ::)

You are pushing against an open door here with that list mate.

Tinnitus drives me mad sometimes ~ other times I can just about ignore it.

Don't talk to me about deterioration.

Can't hear or see properly any more.

All the parts that should move freely are stiff and vice versa  surrender:

I mostly despair

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Leonard Cohen=Suicide music  noooo:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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"I ache in the places where I used to play" (L. Cohen)  sad24:

^^^Wot he said^^^^

It's not bloody fair.  evil:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Piggin' 'price wars' at the piggin' pumps didn't last long ey...ROBBING BASTARDS! Angry9:

Back to where we were 2 weeks ago.

I've now resorted to kicking the pump housing and slamming the nozzle back into the holder as viciously as I can now.


Makes ME feel a tad better anyway, rather than bottlin' it all up for an 'eart attack like. Explode:

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Shouldn't the title of the thread read 'things'....?  whistle:
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Picky!  ;)
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Moi?  angel1
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