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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #330 on: April 01, 2012, 08:41:17 PM »
I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #331 on: April 02, 2012, 05:28:15 AM »
I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #332 on: April 02, 2012, 06:26:31 AM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #333 on: April 02, 2012, 09:30:07 AM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #334 on: April 03, 2012, 10:07:39 AM »
Did you know:

That the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"?


That "eat" is the only word that, if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, spells its past tense, "ate"?


And if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, violent, non-English-speaking assholes, and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, Camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-arsed bastards with you?

How weird is that?
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #335 on: April 03, 2012, 10:28:49 AM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #336 on: April 03, 2012, 10:38:32 AM »
Did you know:

That the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"?


That "eat" is the only word that, if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, spells its past tense, "ate"?


And if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, violent, non-English-speaking assholes, and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, Camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-arsed bastards with you?

How weird is that?

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #337 on: April 06, 2012, 11:29:35 AM »
I don't know why Christians think that it's acceptable to eat hot cross buns to commemorate the death of Jesus.......




I mean, you wouldn't eat rock cakes to commemorate the death of Jamie Bulger......... redface: redface:

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #338 on: April 06, 2012, 11:42:24 AM »
AFFS!  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #339 on: April 06, 2012, 11:45:53 AM »
Always like to nail my jokes this time of year..........

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #340 on: April 06, 2012, 11:53:00 AM »
Always like to nail my jokes this time of year..........

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #341 on: April 13, 2012, 05:27:08 AM »
This guy from over the road was talking to me earlier. "My wife's just told me that she's been having an affair with Dave the milkman," he confided.

"What? that fat ugly fucker I see every morning outside your house?"

"Yes," he laughed, cheering up.

"Why would Dave the milkman want to shag that?"
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #342 on: April 13, 2012, 05:45:40 AM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #343 on: April 21, 2012, 12:35:54 PM »
The Mrs said I make love like a painter.
I replied "what, like Da Vinci, smooth strokes, attention to detail resulting in a masterpiece?
She said, "no like the council, rush the job leave a Fucking mess and I have to finish myself"


"Jesus loves you." A nice gesture in church...   horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #344 on: April 21, 2012, 12:39:56 PM »
The Mrs said I make love like a painter.
I replied "what, like Da Vinci, smooth strokes, attention to detail resulting in a masterpiece?
She said, "no like the council, rush the job leave a Fucking mess and I have to finish myself"


"Jesus loves you." A nice gesture in church...   horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

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