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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #465 on: August 08, 2012, 03:21:22 PM »
The wife came home with a pack of nappies and a bag of baby clothes.

"Is there something you want to tell me?" I asked.

"Yeah," she said, "Gary Barlow is having a car boot sale."
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Offline Just One More

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #466 on: August 08, 2012, 04:28:34 PM »
A female shot putter went to the doctors.panicking she tells the doctor "I've been taking steroids and now I've grown a cock".
The doctor asks "anabolic"

"no no "she replies "just a cock"
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #467 on: August 08, 2012, 04:57:27 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on August 08, 2012, 03:21:22 PM
The wife came home with a pack of nappies and a bag of baby clothes.

"Is there something you want to tell me?" I asked.

"Yeah," she said, "Gary Barlow is having a car boot sale."


Fecking excellent .............. :thumbsup:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #468 on: August 08, 2012, 05:13:48 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 08, 2012, 04:57:27 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on August 08, 2012, 03:21:22 PM
The wife came home with a pack of nappies and a bag of baby clothes.

"Is there something you want to tell me?" I asked.

"Yeah," she said, "Gary Barlow is having a car boot sale."


Fecking excellent .............. :thumbsup:

Believe it or not, I thought twice before posting that one.
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Offline apc2010

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #469 on: August 08, 2012, 05:20:17 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on August 08, 2012, 05:13:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 08, 2012, 04:57:27 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on August 08, 2012, 03:21:22 PM
The wife came home with a pack of nappies and a bag of baby clothes.

"Is there something you want to tell me?" I asked.

"Yeah," she said, "Gary Barlow is having a car boot sale."


Fecking excellent .............. :thumbsup:

Believe it or not, I thought twice before posting that one.

I will be saying it tomorrow ............the idiots hav e given me a mic........... lol:
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Offline Just One More

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #470 on: August 08, 2012, 05:42:16 PM »
How old are you like.... I'll get me dibber out ready
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #471 on: August 08, 2012, 05:53:59 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 08, 2012, 05:42:16 PM
How old are you like.... I'll get me dibber out ready

Done worse ..............think it was your joke ....... rubschin:


the wrinkly pubs (not BMs) keep asking me to do it ................. noooo:

but going do some soon.......... :thumbsup:
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Offline Just One More

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #472 on: August 08, 2012, 06:04:38 PM »
Whoa.... whoa... it wasn't one of mine [said JOM from the inside of his Italian tank]  whistle: (the one about yer tour of Afghanistan?)
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #473 on: August 08, 2012, 06:07:56 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 08, 2012, 06:04:38 PM
Whoa.... whoa... it wasn't one of mine [said JOM from the inside of his Italian tank]  whistle: (the one about yer tour of Afghanistan?)

Yeah...........and that kids camp joke ,,,,,,,,,,,, ;D 
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #474 on: August 10, 2012, 10:53:05 AM »
Did a few last night cloud9: ..........then completely put my foot in it with an innocent comment ......... redface: 
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #475 on: August 10, 2012, 10:57:25 AM »
Seems you need to remember to engage your brain before operating your mouth.  razz:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #476 on: August 10, 2012, 11:10:19 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 10, 2012, 10:57:25 AM
Seems you need to remember to engage your brain before operating your mouth.  razz:

Easy mistake to make ..........young couple with 6 month old baby .......assumption the mother of all..............

not his kid ....... redface:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #477 on: August 10, 2012, 02:13:18 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 10, 2012, 11:10:19 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 10, 2012, 10:57:25 AM
Seems you need to remember to engage your brain before operating your mouth.  razz:

Easy mistake to make ..........young couple with 6 month old baby .......assumption the mother of all..............

not his kid ....... redface:

A baby goat?  eeek:
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Offline Just One More

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #478 on: August 11, 2012, 07:15:50 AM »
Yorkshire's won loads of medals at The Olympics, and they've still got chance of another gold in Peter Sutcliffe with the hammer
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #479 on: August 11, 2012, 07:31:38 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 11, 2012, 07:15:50 AM
Yorkshire's won loads of medals at The Olympics, and they've still got chance of another gold in Peter Sutcliffe with the hammer


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