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Offline Baldy

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #585 on: December 26, 2012, 08:59:03 AM »
I'm sure you can work on this:



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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #586 on: December 26, 2012, 09:24:01 AM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #587 on: January 06, 2013, 08:44:14 AM »
BREAKING NEWS: God has been arrested after millions of people claim to have been 'touched by him'
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #588 on: January 06, 2013, 09:39:20 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 06, 2013, 08:44:14 AM
BREAKING NEWS: God has been arrested after millions of people claim to have been 'touched by him'

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #589 on: January 28, 2013, 06:55:22 AM »
Not a single Brazillian joke here  noooo: ... come on APC  ;)
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #590 on: February 07, 2013, 10:56:42 PM »
I was on the bus this morning and saw a young woman with a baby was breast feeding. All of a sudden this old woman starts screaming "Oh my God!!! That's disgusting!!! I can't believe you're doing that in public!!"

To be fair to her, it probably wasn't the time or place for a wank.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #591 on: February 07, 2013, 10:58:41 PM »
A girl sends a text to her boyfriend... If you are sleeping send me your dreams.if your laughing send me your smile.if your eating send me a bite.if your drinking send me a sip.if your crying send me your tears I love you..
The boyfriend replies:I'm having a shit what should I do ?
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #592 on: February 07, 2013, 10:59:27 PM »
My friend was telling me that on Saturday he achieved his ultimate sexual fantasy by shagging a pair of twins.
Excitedly I asked him if he was able to tell them apart and he said that Clare had a fantastic pair of tits while Andrew had a beard.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #593 on: February 08, 2013, 07:19:45 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #594 on: February 08, 2013, 07:22:34 AM »
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #595 on: February 08, 2013, 09:44:45 PM »
Gay marriage ..............

who takes who up the aisle...................
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #596 on: February 08, 2013, 09:49:06 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 08, 2013, 09:44:45 PM
Gay marriage ..............

who takes who up the aisle...................

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #597 on: February 08, 2013, 10:30:15 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 08, 2013, 09:44:45 PM
Gay marriage ..............

who takes who up the aisle...................

And who gets off with the bridesmaids...
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #598 on: February 09, 2013, 05:35:16 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 08, 2013, 09:44:45 PM
Gay marriage ..............

who takes who up the aisle...................

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #599 on: February 09, 2013, 12:03:38 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 08, 2013, 09:44:45 PM
Gay marriage ..............

who takes who up the aisle...................

Do they exchange rings?
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