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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #60 on: September 06, 2011, 12:18:42 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on September 06, 2011, 09:06:29 AM
Who suggested the taliban joke ..............nearly got killed last night by RAF pilots........ noooo:

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #61 on: September 06, 2011, 07:23:40 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 06, 2011, 12:18:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 06, 2011, 09:06:29 AM
Who suggested the taliban joke ..............nearly got killed last night by RAF pilots........ noooo:

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Was quite a interesting moment ............2 people stopped me today and asked about it ........ noooo:


I blame JOM
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #62 on: September 06, 2011, 07:46:07 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on September 06, 2011, 09:06:29 AM
Who suggested the taliban joke ..............nearly got killed last night by RAF pilots........ noooo:

I remember it well, it was Barman, see here

Quote from: Barman=topic=9750.msg304717#msg304717 date=1313994477
Bob Mortimer - So Angelos, what have you been up to?
Angelos Epithimiou  (  cloud9: ) - I've been out to that Afghanistan
BM - Really what were you doing there?
AE - I thought I'd do my bit, I was entertaining the troops
BM - And how did it go
AE - Not to well really, but let's be honest, my stuff was never gonna go down well with the Taliban was it  ;D

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #63 on: September 06, 2011, 07:52:06 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 06, 2011, 07:46:07 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 06, 2011, 09:06:29 AM
Who suggested the taliban joke ..............nearly got killed last night by RAF pilots........ noooo:

I remember it well, it was Barman, see here

Quote from: Barman=topic=9750.msg304717#msg304717 date=1313994477
Bob Mortimer - So Angelos, what have you been up to?
Angelos Epithimiou  (  cloud9: ) - I've been out to that Afghanistan
BM - Really what were you doing there?
AE - I thought I'd do my bit, I was entertaining the troops
BM - And how did it go
AE - Not to well really, but let's be honest, my stuff was never gonna go down well with the Taliban was it  ;D

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That's why I do not use the donate button ......... noooo:


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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #64 on: September 06, 2011, 08:28:40 PM »
Quite right too. I shall stop pressing it too, to express my supporting your actions comrade  :thumbsup:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #65 on: September 07, 2011, 04:29:57 AM »
No fucker presses it!  cussing:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #66 on: September 08, 2011, 01:49:09 PM »
Just saw the neighbour's little kid trying to spray whipped cream on his pet cat. I'm thinking he overheard something last night he wasn't supposed to.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #67 on: September 08, 2011, 01:58:25 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 08, 2011, 01:49:09 PM
Just saw the neighbour's little kid trying to spray whipped cream on his pet cat. I'm thinking he overheard something last night he wasn't supposed to.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #68 on: September 08, 2011, 07:40:10 PM »
The girlfriend's breasts are feeling a lot firmer recently.

Must be the rigor mortis.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #69 on: September 08, 2011, 07:54:19 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 08, 2011, 07:40:10 PM
The girlfriend's breasts are feeling a lot firmer recently.

Must be the rigor mortis.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #70 on: September 08, 2011, 09:46:56 PM »
Wumman goes into the butchers and asks him can she 'ave the pigs 'ed that's behind him.

"That's the friggin' mirror you ugly munter"
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #71 on: September 09, 2011, 07:38:09 PM »
I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet.

But only for about 30 seconds.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #72 on: September 10, 2011, 05:57:43 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 09, 2011, 07:38:09 PM
I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet.

But only for about 30 seconds.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #73 on: September 10, 2011, 08:35:12 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 09, 2011, 07:38:09 PM
I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet.

But only for about 30 seconds.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #74 on: September 10, 2011, 11:34:48 AM »
They say so many people die because of alcohol...


Perhaps they never realised how many of them are born because of it.
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