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As our sex life hasn't been great recently, the other half decided to buy a sex toy to try and heat things up a bit, so she's bought a vibrator that looks just like a magic wand. Just as well really, as her fanny looks just like a Wizards sleeve.I saw a sign outside the Greengrocers saying, 'Cucumbers, (loose) 75p'. Cool... I think I'll get one for the missus since they've got her size.
Quote from: Just One More on March 06, 2013, 06:42:28 PMAs our sex life hasn't been great recently, the other half decided to buy a sex toy to try and heat things up a bit, so she's bought a vibrator that looks just like a magic wand. Just as well really, as her fanny looks just like a Wizards sleeve.I saw a sign outside the Greengrocers saying, 'Cucumbers, (loose) 75p'. Cool... I think I'll get one for the missus since they've got her size.
As our sex life hasn't been great recently, the other half decided to buy a sex toy to try and heat things up a bit, so she's bought a vibrator that looks just like a magic wand. Just as well really, as her fanny looks just like a Wizards sleeve.I saw a sign outside the Greengrocers saying, 'Cucumbers, (loose) 75p'. Cool... I think I'll get one for the missus since they've got her size. I met a strange woman last weekend, who liked being shagged in the ear! I discovered this purely by chance. Every time I tried to stick my cock in her mouth, she turned her head to one side!My son came home from school all chuffed about gay marriage being legalised. "Why are you so happy?" I asked. "Have you even got a boyfriend?"He scrunched up his face dramatically, then replied, "It's the principle.""Really?" I said. "Well, at least it's not the priest again."What's the difference between a Norwegian polar bear and Prince William? The polar bear didn't have to get married before eating a posh nice person.As the two horses are neck and neck on the finishing straight, one of the jockeys leans forward and whispers into his horses ear, "Every Little Helps".
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