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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #660 on: May 17, 2013, 04:52:03 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 16, 2013, 09:26:48 PM



I was in a pet shop when I noticed a Muslim with the most amazingly coloured parrot perched on her shoulder.
     
"Where did you get that from ?" I asked.



" Bradford ,!!!...There's friggin' thousands of 'em!" ........said the Parrot.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #661 on: May 17, 2013, 06:18:53 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on May 16, 2013, 11:24:49 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 16, 2013, 09:26:48 PM



I was in a pet shop when I noticed a Muslim with the most amazingly coloured parrot perched on her shoulder.
     
"Where did you get that from ?" I asked.



" Bradford ,!!!...There's friggin' thousands of 'em!" ........said the Parrot.

AFFS...usually pigs.

How TF do you get a pig on yer shoulder
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #662 on: May 17, 2013, 06:55:23 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 17, 2013, 06:18:53 AM
Quote from: Baldy on May 16, 2013, 11:24:49 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 16, 2013, 09:26:48 PM



I was in a pet shop when I noticed a Muslim with the most amazingly coloured parrot perched on her shoulder.
     
"Where did you get that from ?" I asked.



" Bradford ,!!!...There's friggin' thousands of 'em!" ........said the Parrot.

AFFS...usually pigs.

How TF do you get a pig on yer shoulder

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Silly me,  redface: I didn't see that was the main part of the joke.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #663 on: May 17, 2013, 08:14:35 AM »
And pigs aren't renowned for their talking.. ::)
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #664 on: May 17, 2013, 10:40:29 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 17, 2013, 08:14:35 AM
And pigs aren't renowned for their talking.. ::)

But apart from that and the on-the-shoulder bit, Baldy had a point.  ::)
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #665 on: May 17, 2013, 11:06:10 AM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #666 on: June 14, 2013, 10:51:00 PM »
Heard my neighbour shagging for what seemed like ages last night, moaning and groaning and banging the headboard off the wall.. it turns out there elderly mother had fallen over and cracked her head and was knocking on the wall with her stick for help....


feel a bit guilty about having a wank now
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #667 on: June 14, 2013, 10:55:05 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 14, 2013, 10:51:00 PM
Heard my neighbour shagging for what seemed like ages last night, moaning and groaning and banging the headboard off the wall.. it turns out there elderly mother had fallen over and cracked her head and was knocking on the wall with her stick for help....


feel a bit guilty about having a wank now

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #668 on: June 15, 2013, 05:34:17 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on June 14, 2013, 10:55:05 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 14, 2013, 10:51:00 PM
Heard my neighbour shagging for what seemed like ages last night, moaning and groaning and banging the headboard off the wall.. it turns out there elderly mother had fallen over and cracked her head and was knocking on the wall with her stick for help....


feel a bit guilty about having a wank now

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #669 on: June 15, 2013, 07:13:18 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 14, 2013, 10:51:00 PM
Heard my neighbour shagging for what seemed like ages last night, moaning and groaning and banging the headboard off the wall.. it turns out there elderly mother had fallen over and cracked her head and was knocking on the wall with her stick for help....


feel a bit guilty about having a wank now

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #670 on: June 15, 2013, 07:35:46 AM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #671 on: June 27, 2013, 08:13:02 PM »
"Did you know that making a girl laugh is the second best way to get a girl into bed?", I asked my date.

"Really", she asked. "What's the first?".

"A big fuck off knife!", I replied.

"Ha ha you're funny", she said.



"Well done, you've made a sensible choice"
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #672 on: June 27, 2013, 09:03:52 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on June 27, 2013, 08:13:02 PM
"Did you know that making a girl laugh is the second best way to get a girl into bed?", I asked my date.

"Really", she asked. "What's the first?".

"A big fuck off knife!", I replied.

"Ha ha you're funny", she said.



"Well done, you've made a sensible choice"

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #673 on: June 27, 2013, 09:09:08 PM »
After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came.

At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man ever wants to hear: "Who the fuck was that?

 

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #674 on: June 28, 2013, 05:34:59 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on June 27, 2013, 08:13:02 PM
"Did you know that making a girl laugh is the second best way to get a girl into bed?", I asked my date.

"Really", she asked. "What's the first?".

"A big fuck off knife!", I replied.

"Ha ha you're funny", she said.



"Well done, you've made a sensible choice"

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