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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #75 on: September 10, 2011, 11:46:08 AM »
If there did happen to be another major terrorist attack on the anniversary of 9/11 - what would it be called?

9/11 2 - Return of the Jihadi?
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #76 on: September 10, 2011, 08:40:38 PM »
The wife came downstairs after having a bath and said . I have shaved my pussy . you know what that means'

I called a plumber .
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« Reply #77 on: September 10, 2011, 08:47:28 PM »
I was on a bus in Tottenham,  there were loads of kids sat behind me . All I could hear was 'effin this' , effin that' , effin the other' ..
No they weren't swearing, they were discussing their exam results .
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #78 on: September 10, 2011, 08:48:56 PM »
What's the point of laptop speakers? Too quiet for music, too loud for porn.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #79 on: September 11, 2011, 04:59:50 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 10, 2011, 11:34:48 AM
They say so many people die because of alcohol...


Perhaps they never realised how many of them are born because of it.

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« Reply #80 on: September 11, 2011, 10:55:55 AM »
I lost a good friend on September 11th. Cruelly taken from us at such a young age, his life extinguished by the actions of a greater evil force.

Anyway, it's his wedding anniversary today so I'd best get him a card.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #81 on: September 11, 2011, 12:07:59 PM »
Rather than "Material for apc", should we name this thread "Material for Nick's Facebook"?
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #82 on: September 11, 2011, 12:09:52 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #84 on: September 11, 2011, 12:30:03 PM »
I think he should be paying me....... whistle:
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Re: Material for apc
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #86 on: September 11, 2011, 03:42:32 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #87 on: September 13, 2011, 09:13:14 AM »
I said to my girlfriend "get up to the bedroom right now" ooh kinky she said,no fuck off upstairs the footy is about to start.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #88 on: September 13, 2011, 03:03:06 PM »
yesterday I was at traffic lights when a car full of Muslims pulled alongside. Seconds later there was this almighty crash and an HGV ploughed into the back of their car killing them all instantly.   Shit I thought that could have been me, so tomorrow I am taking my HGV test tunble:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #89 on: September 13, 2011, 03:50:19 PM »
Quote from: bodiam on September 13, 2011, 03:03:06 PM
yesterday I was at traffic lights when a car full of Muslims pulled alongside. Seconds later there was this almighty crash and an HGV ploughed into the back of their car killing them all instantly.   Shit I thought that could have been me, so tomorrow I am taking my HGV test tunble:

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