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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #105 on: September 17, 2011, 08:48:19 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on September 16, 2011, 11:08:25 PM
Nearly got punched again tonight ......... rubschin:

I blame JOM..... noooo:

got a big group tomorrow ........keep em coming

Pray, do tell. How EXACTLY can you be 'NEARLY' punched ey?
Either you were or you wersen't  ::)
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #106 on: September 17, 2011, 09:59:45 AM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #107 on: September 17, 2011, 09:52:20 PM »
I've just walked down the condiment aisle in Morrison's, and saw a fella dip his prick into a jar of mayonnaise. Straight away, I thought fucking Hellman

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #108 on: September 17, 2011, 09:56:22 PM »
Didn't want to believe the stories about my dad stealing from lollipop men, but when I went to see him all the signs were there.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #109 on: September 18, 2011, 12:44:19 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 17, 2011, 09:52:20 PM
I've just walked down the condiment aisle in Morrison's, and saw a fella dip his prick into a jar of mayonnaise. Straight away, I thought fucking Hellman

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #110 on: September 18, 2011, 01:40:27 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 17, 2011, 09:56:22 PM
Didn't want to believe the stories about my dad stealing from lollipop men, but when I went to see him all the signs were there.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #111 on: September 21, 2011, 09:14:16 AM »
I asked my wife whether she thought her Mother would prefer Riverdance or something more Fred Astaire-ish.

She replied "I think she'd prefer it if you stayed off her grave full stop you sicko."

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #112 on: September 21, 2011, 09:15:13 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 21, 2011, 09:14:16 AM
I asked my wife whether she thought her Mother would prefer Riverdance or something more Fred Astaire-ish.

She replied "I think she'd prefer it if you stayed off her grave full stop you sicko."

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #113 on: September 23, 2011, 04:44:01 PM »
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.

If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #114 on: September 24, 2011, 07:52:26 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on September 23, 2011, 04:44:01 PM
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.

If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

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Offline Just One More

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #115 on: September 25, 2011, 09:47:19 AM »
I love it when the wife puts on her nurse uniform .
It means she’s  off to work , and I can get the mistress round .


7" , got a purple head , and my wife blows them for fun ?
Yes . It's a £20 note .



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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #116 on: September 25, 2011, 12:36:16 PM »
Faster than light ? I didn't see that coming !
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #117 on: September 25, 2011, 12:59:48 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 25, 2011, 09:47:19 AM

7" , got a purple head , and my wife blows them for fun ?
Yes . It's a £20 note .

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #118 on: September 28, 2011, 06:54:24 AM »
So, Google has turned 13 today.

It's not the first time that a 13 year old has provided me with decent wanking material.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #119 on: September 28, 2011, 07:03:50 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 28, 2011, 06:54:24 AM
So, Google has turned 13 today.

It's not the first time that a 13 year old has provided me with decent wanking material.

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