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Offline Just One More

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #135 on: October 08, 2011, 09:29:05 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 08, 2011, 07:27:32 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 08, 2011, 07:02:43 AM
Can we get the video ref to ajew adju decide?

No need son...  noooo:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1930.msg35673#msg35673



That's only part of it though. Yellow card and ten minutes in the sin bin at most, or put it on report me thinks. I'll take me chance with the disciplinary committee  :thumbsup:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #136 on: October 08, 2011, 09:32:45 AM »
 Spank2:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #137 on: October 08, 2011, 10:22:02 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 08, 2011, 09:32:45 AM
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The disciplinary committee has reached a decision!  lol:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #138 on: October 08, 2011, 12:17:14 PM »
Do I have a choice of who administers it? (You and Nick are not on the shortlist.... or longlist for that matter
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #139 on: October 08, 2011, 03:01:25 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 08, 2011, 12:17:14 PM
Do I have a choice of who administers it? (You and Nick are not on the shortlist.... or longlist for that matter

Growler...?  rubschin:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #140 on: October 09, 2011, 09:51:28 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 08, 2011, 07:28:22 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 08, 2011, 07:02:43 AM
Can we get the video ref to ajew adju decide?

Max Headroom ?

More likely his brother, Dick.
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #141 on: October 09, 2011, 10:58:06 AM »
What do rape victims and windscreen wipers have in common?

When they're dry, they really fucking screech.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #142 on: October 09, 2011, 10:59:19 AM »
Old Macdonald had a really bad scrabble hand......

E - I - E - I - O.....
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #143 on: October 09, 2011, 05:56:34 PM »
I hear the new Mrs McCartney is heir to a trucking fortune.

She'll have something in common with his daughters then  whistle:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #144 on: October 09, 2011, 08:24:58 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 09, 2011, 10:58:06 AM
What do rape victims and windscreen wipers have in common?

When they're dry, they really fucking screech.


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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #145 on: October 11, 2011, 06:30:34 PM »
Paul McCartney has had his first row with his new wife. He has complained she is spending twice as much on shoes as his last one!!!
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #146 on: October 11, 2011, 06:33:16 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 11, 2011, 06:30:34 PM
Paul McCartney has had his first row with his new wife. He has complained she is spending twice as much on shoes as his last one!!!
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #147 on: October 11, 2011, 07:43:47 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 11, 2011, 06:30:34 PM
Paul McCartney has had his first row with his new wife. He has complained she is spending twice as much on shoes as his last one!!!
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #148 on: October 12, 2011, 09:29:43 AM »
Paul McCartney's finding it hard to adapt to his new wife.

When she asks for a foot rub he still keeps reaching for the sandpaper.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #149 on: October 12, 2011, 01:58:15 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 12, 2011, 09:29:43 AM
Paul McCartney's finding it hard to adapt to his new wife.

When she asks for a foot rub he still keeps reaching for the sandpaper.

[groans]

Pulp Fiction - Foot Massage

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