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Offline Just One More

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #165 on: October 25, 2011, 05:24:36 AM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #166 on: October 25, 2011, 06:04:30 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 24, 2011, 08:11:11 PM
When Chris Eubank says "bithneth" that's when you know he really means business.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #167 on: October 27, 2011, 04:59:00 PM »
Prolly Affs, but what the hell

A fire destroyed a block of flats in Sarf london. A family of six benefit cheats lived on the first floor, all perished. An Islamic group of Pakistani fundamentalists lived on the second floor, all perished. Ten African asylum seekers lived on the third and fourth floor, all perished. One white couple lived in the penthouse, and they both survived

Relatives and assorted do-gooders demanded to know why it was only the white couple that survived... the fire chief quietly replied ... "they were both at work"
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #168 on: October 27, 2011, 05:01:22 PM »
Affs cussing:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #169 on: October 27, 2011, 05:06:09 PM »
Well if it's old jokes you want


Abe, a Jewish tailor is reaching the end, his life is almost over and his family gather around his bedside for a last farewell.

"Joseph my eldest boy are you there?" the old man asks

"I'm here papa"

"And Morris my second son, are you there?"

"I'm here papa"

"And little Manny, my youngest son are you there?"

"I'm here papa"


And Old Abe raises himself on one elbow and says "My whole family is here ~ So who is vatching the shop?"
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #170 on: October 27, 2011, 05:47:58 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 05:06:09 PM
Well if it's old jokes you want


Is it time for my Abba joke like?  ;D
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #171 on: October 27, 2011, 06:11:15 PM »
Oh go on then .... if the urge is upon you.  ::)
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #172 on: October 27, 2011, 06:14:39 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 06:11:15 PM
Oh go on then .... if the urge is upon you.  ::)

Well...

Last night I dreamed I was making love to that blonde one out of Abba like....   eeek:

What a shame that it wasn't his lovely wife Agnetha....  evil:

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #173 on: October 27, 2011, 06:15:46 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #174 on: October 27, 2011, 06:16:25 PM »
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead


At least once a year  evil:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #175 on: October 27, 2011, 06:21:36 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #176 on: October 27, 2011, 09:29:57 PM »
A good Samaritan is in a pub and sees an old man slip off a barstool onto the floor.
Going over to help him up, he finds the old chap just can't stand at all and just keeps sliding back to the floor.

He decides the best thing is to get him home, so after finding the address, half carries him several streets to his house, where he rings the bell and presents the slumped man to his wife.

"Thank you so much for helping him get home,
















where's his wheelchair?"
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #177 on: October 27, 2011, 09:35:19 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #178 on: October 28, 2011, 06:24:52 AM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #179 on: October 28, 2011, 10:22:11 AM »
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