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Offline Just One More

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #195 on: November 09, 2011, 06:29:07 PM »
Pssst, APC, over here...

When asked on Skysports about Walcott's goal, John Terry said, "the black c**t did well, I thought the wog fell, but the little monkey got up and ran through us like he was dodging spears in the jungle. You gotta give the rubber lipped cotton picking coon a bit of credit"
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #196 on: November 09, 2011, 06:33:22 PM »
Pssst, APC, over here...

When asked on Skysports about Walcott's goal, John Terry said, "the black c**t did well, I thought the wog fell, but the little monkey got up and ran through us like he was dodging spears in the jungle. You gotta give the rubber lipped cotton picking coon a bit of credit"


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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #197 on: November 09, 2011, 08:21:07 PM »
So when Gary Barlow says Frankie Cocozza has been "really concentrating on his lines this week", it's not to do with his songs?
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #198 on: November 09, 2011, 08:25:50 PM »
Police suspect foul play in the death of Joe Frazier. They are currently grilling George Foreman.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #199 on: November 09, 2011, 08:27:33 PM »
Police suspect foul play in the death of Joe Frazier. They are currently grilling George Foreman.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #200 on: November 10, 2011, 11:25:46 AM »
Police suspect foul play in the death of Joe Frazier. They are currently grilling George Foreman.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #201 on: November 12, 2011, 11:32:01 AM »
Teachers asks the class, "who said England Expects that every man will do his duty" and where was it said.
Little Leroy quickly shouts out "Admiral Nelson, Battle of Trafalgar"
As the teacher turns to the blackboard she says, "Well done Leroy" and Johnny at the backs shouts, "you f***ing jammy black c**t"
The teacher quickly turns around and says, "who said that", and Leroy answers, "John Terry, Loftus Road, London"
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #202 on: November 12, 2011, 11:36:17 AM »
I don't know if I should laugh or shout AFFS!  rubschin:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #203 on: November 15, 2011, 07:10:38 PM »
Last week my wife caught me in bed with Fatima Whitbread.
'It's not what it looks like', I pleaded.
'Well, what is it then?' she asked with a puzzled look on her face.
'A woman', I replied.



I woke up this morning, with the itchiest arse imaginable, and asked my wife what it was
"ringsting" she replied.

"Why?" I said "what's that pretentious Geordie git gonna know?"

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #204 on: November 15, 2011, 07:15:25 PM »
Last week my wife caught me in bed with Fatima Whitbread.
'It's not what it looks like', I pleaded.
'Well, what is it then?' she asked with a puzzled look on her face.
'A woman', I replied.



I woke up this morning, with the itchiest arse imaginable, and asked my wife what it was
"ringsting" she replied.

"Why?" I said "what's that pretentious Geordie git gonna know?"


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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #205 on: November 15, 2011, 07:33:53 PM »
Last week my wife caught me in bed with Fatima Whitbread.
'It's not what it looks like', I pleaded.
'Well, what is it then?' she asked with a puzzled look on her face.
'A woman', I replied.



I woke up this morning, with the itchiest arse imaginable, and asked my wife what it was
"ringsting" she replied.

"Why?" I said "what's that pretentious Geordie git gonna know?"

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #206 on: November 19, 2011, 04:21:21 PM »
All these jokes about Fatima Whitbread have to stop. That's someone's son
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #207 on: November 19, 2011, 04:26:11 PM »
All these jokes about Fatima Whitbread have to stop. That's someone's son


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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #208 on: November 20, 2011, 12:14:46 PM »
What bounces and makes kids cry?

My donation cheque to Children in Need.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #209 on: November 20, 2011, 12:25:03 PM »
What bounces and makes kids cry?

My donation cheque to Children in Need.

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